Category: Babylon Bee

    SALEM, OR – Local parents Terry and Jessica Pritchard decided to abort their baby after receiving the devastating news…

    CHICAGO, IL – The Chicago Bears organization announced today that it will be relocating out of the city due…

    LOS ANGELES, CA — After multiple days of late-night mail-in ballot drops finally being tallied, it was discovered that…

    Oh no! A woman has accused a political candidate of vile deeds! But should you believe them?   Oh no!…

    Among Americans, there remains an ever-growing divide between those who are pro-life and those who are pro-killing-their-baby. In an…

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — Director Curry Barker has a surprise hit on his hands with his indie horror movie Obsession,…

    SAN ANTONIO, TX — Sources confirmed that local 40-year-old Marcus Harper officially entered the developmental stage of adulthood characterized…

    SAN DIEGO, CA — According to breaking news reports, John Bolton agreed to plead guilty to one count of…

    WILBURTON, OK — An intensive Bible study reportedly ended with the dramatic revelation that Elijah and Elisha are two…

    FRANKLIN, KY — Following a long day at work in the middle of what had been a stressful week…