Trump Presents King Charles With Autographed Copy Of Declaration Of Independence
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump welcomed King Charles III and Queen Camilla to the White House on Monday…
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Struggling New York Mets To Start Mr. Met At Third Base
NEW YORK, NY — Following a brutal 9-19 start to the season, the struggling New York Mets announced that…
Liberals Applaud Improving Diversity Of Would-Be Trump Assassins
U.S. — Following the harrowing incident at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner over the weekend, progressives across the United…
Architect Carefully Designs Airport So Rental Car Center Is Conveniently Located 75 Miles Away
DENVER, CO — In a groundbreaking move for municipal infrastructure, lead architect Gerald Hinkley unveiled blueprints for a renovated…
After Failed Assassination, Democrats Observe Customary 5-Minute Pause On Calling Trump ‘Hitler’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a the wake of yet another failed assassination attempt against President Trump, leading Democrats across…
CNN Reports Loud Popping Noises At White House Correspondents’ Dinner
Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
7 Inspiring Scripture Quotes To Lift You Up
When your soul yearns for inspiration, there is no better place to turn than the Word of God. Be…
Kid’s Crappy Sunday School Drawing Apparently Pleasing To Jesus
LINDALE, TX — Surprising many, a preacher at New Wine Community Church held up a three-year-old child’s crappy Sunday…
Crazy Old Guy At Nursing Home Keeps Telling People He Was Once The President
WILMINGTON, DE — Residents and staff at a local elder care facility were forced to stifle their laughter again…
Child Informs Parents She Feels Most Loved When She Is Allowed To Do Everything She Wants With No Consequences
COVENTRY, RI — Local child Lilly Shacklefort made waves in her community this Friday when she told her parents…