U.S. Posts Minneapolis On Craigslist ($50 OBO)
U.S. — Seemingly at a loss as to how to solve the ongoing problems originating from the North Star…
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WNBA Players Vow To Continue Missing Lay-Ups Until ICE Withdraws From Minnesota
U.S. — In a touching display of solidarity amid widespread conflict in American cities, WNBA players issued a joint…
Tim Walz Says He Will Do Anything To Keep Minnesota Residents Safe Except Cooperate With Federal Law Enforcement
SAINT PAUL, MN — With tensions between ICE agents and leftist protesters in Minneapolis running high, Governor Tim Walz…
Man Who Just Climbed Skyscraper Kicks Himself After Seeing There Was An Elevator All Along
TAIPEI CITY — After spending over an hour-and-a-half climbing to the top of the Taipei 101 skyscraper, Alex Honnold…
The Bee Reports: ICE’s 7 Most Horrifying Atrocities
With tensions continuing to mount over ICE operations in Minneapolis, the journalists at The Babylon Bee are on the…
Minnesotans Begin Fleeing To Somalia To Escape Violence
MOGADISHU — Minnesotans have begun fleeing in droves to Somalia to escape the escalating threat of violence. MOGADISHU —…
Frustrated Don Lemon Wonders What A Guy Has To Do To Get Sent To Men’s Prison
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — After a judge threw out the charges against him, a frustrated Don Lemon wondered what a…
Usha Informs JD They Will Not Be Naming Their Child ‘Thomas Bombadil Vance’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — On the heels of the public announcement that the couple was expecting their fourth child this…
Wondering If ICE Is Doing Something Evil? Check Out Our Flowchart!
ICE is all over the news lately, with conflicting reports about what’s actually happening. Many people have been left…
Wife’s Love Language Is Sending You Instagram Reels You Don’t Watch
U.S. — The new report released this week indicated that your wife’s love language had been confirmed to be…