Mamdani Condemns New Yorkers For Making Muslims Throw Bombs At Them
NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani has strongly condemned New Yorkers for making Muslims throw improvised explosive devices…
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Newly-Unemployed Dan Crenshaw Joins Crew Of ‘Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything’
HOUSTON, TX — Out of a job after his primary defeat, Dan Crenshaw has officially joined up with the…
Pope Condemns Allied Forces For Not Just Talking It Out With Nazis
VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo issued a forceful condemnation of the Allied Forces resorting to violence instead of simply…
Megyn Kelly Goes Back To Normal After Eating A Snickers
NEW YORK, NY — After months of mounting concern over her apparent change in viewpoints on geopolitical matters, popular…
U.S. Embassy In Minneapolis Evacuated Over Safety Concerns For American Citizens
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The United States State Department issued an evacuation order for the U.S. embassy located in downtown…
DHS Nominee Markwayne Mullin Surges In Popularity After Vowing To Deport Liberal White Ladies
U.S. — As the Trump cabinet experienced a significant changing of the guard, new Department of Homeland Security nominee…
Tearful Trump Takes Kristi Noem Behind Woodshed
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With a hard-set face betrayed by tears, President Donald Trump was seen taking Homeland Security Secretary…
U.S. Air Force Destroys $3,200 Iranian Regime Toyota With $30-Million Smart Bomb
TEHRAN — The United States Air Force confirmed a major strategic victory in Iran this week after it utilized…
Iranian Regime Calls White House To Ask If They Can Have Biden Back
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Faced with the threat of their total annihilation, the Islamic Republic of Iran reportedly contacted the…
American Values Under Attack: County Replaces 4-Way Stop With Roundabout
BATESVILLE, IN — In what many called a brazen attack on cherished American values, the Ripley County Board of…