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Category: Babylon Bee

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Too Far? Gerrymandered Virginia Congressional Map Includes California

FinnApril 22, 2026

    RICHMOND, VA — The political landscape in the Commonwealth was set to change drastically moving forward, as the new…

Babylon Bee

Democrats Devastated To Learn America Less Racist Than They Thought

FinnApril 22, 2026

    U.S. — Democrats were deeply saddened to learn today that America isn’t actually as racist as they thought it…

Babylon Bee

Newsom Orders Reservoirs Emptied In Preparation For Fire Season

FinnApril 21, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom took decisive action on Tuesday as he ordered California reservoirs drained in…

Babylon Bee

Party That Promised To Save America Announces It’s Not Really Interested In Saving America Anymore

FinnApril 21, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following months of urging from President Trump and the American people to pass the SAVE Act…

Babylon Bee

Weird, But OK: Woman Carries Child For 9 Months Just To Name Him ‘Walter’

FinnApril 21, 2026

    KINGMAN, AZ — According to witness accounts, a local woman carried her unborn child to a full 9 months,…

Babylon Bee

Ayatollah Agrees To Surrender But Only If JD Vance Wears This Cute Sailor Outfit

FinnApril 21, 2026

    ISLAMABAD — In a stunning breakthrough in the ongoing peace negotiations, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei agreed to a full surrender…

Babylon Bee

Tim Cook To Be Replaced By Tim Cook Pro Max 17

FinnApril 20, 2026

    CUPERTINO, CA — Apple announced on Monday that longtime CEO Tim Cook would be stepping down from his role…

Babylon Bee

39-Year Old Man Considering Career Change To Astronaut

FinnApril 20, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Sources disclosed that a 39-year-old man named Jordan Benson was reportedly considering a career change…

Babylon Bee

Mamdani Orders Visiting Teams To Redistribute Some Of Their Runs To The Mets

FinnApril 20, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — In a bold new effort to address what he referred to as “run inequality,” Mayor…

Babylon Bee

Mamdani, Obama Treat Preschoolers To Reading Of ‘The Communist Manifesto’

FinnApril 20, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Former President Barack Obama and current New York City Mayor Zorhan Mamdani delighted preschool students…

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