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‘Sesame Street’ Now Preceded By Warning That Its Content Is Not Suitable For Children

FinnJune 2, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — For the month of June, episodes of Sesame Street will now be preceded by a…

Babylon Bee

Graham Platner Says He Got His ‘I (Heart) Hitler’ Tattoo Before He Knew Of Its Nazi Connections

FinnJune 2, 2026

    AUGUSTA, ME — While Republicans continued working overtime to smear Senate candidate Graham Platner because of all the awful…

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Celebrate Pride Month With These 12 Inspiring Bible Passages About Pride

FinnJune 1, 2026

    It’s Pride Month again, making this the perfect time of year to see what inspirational passages can be found…

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Popular New Service Removes All The Orange Candies Before You Get The Box

FinnJune 1, 2026

    U.S. — A popular new service that sifts through your boxes of candy to remove all the orange pieces…

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Trump Recognizes Pride Month By Hosting Soccer Match On White House Lawn

FinnJune 1, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unusual gesture across a prominent social divide, President Donald Trump took the official step…

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Nation Shocked As Candidate With Nazi Tattoo Turns Out To Be Total Scumbag

FinnJune 1, 2026

    U.S. — One of the country’s most heavily scrutinized Senate races was thrown into chaos over the weekend, as…

Babylon Bee

Jimmy Kimmel Signs Endorsement Deal With Midol

FinnMay 30, 2026

    U.S. — Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel has officially signed an endorsement deal with Midol.   U.S. — Late-night host Jimmy…

Babylon Bee

Democrats Denounce ‘Dirty Trick’ Of Playing Videos Of James Talarico Saying Things

FinnMay 30, 2026

    U.S. — Democrats have forcefully condemned Republicans for going so low as to play videos of Senate candidate James…

Babylon Bee

Tearful LeBron James Hands Over Flopping Crown To Shai Gilgeous-Alexander

FinnMay 29, 2026

    OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — In a touching ceremony, basketball legend LeBron James finally passed the official “King of Flops”…

Babylon Bee

Check Out These 10 Verses From The New James Talarico Bible Translation

FinnMay 29, 2026

    Senatorial candidate James Talarico is taking the world by storm thanks to his no-nonsense approach to compromising on Christianity.…

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