Trump Tells E.U. It’s Time We Start Seeing Other Continents
DAVOS — Speaking in Davos at the World Economic Forum, President Donald Trump broke it to European Union leaders…
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College Team Credits Football Championship To Discipline, Teamwork, $370 Million
MIAMI, FL — The Indiana Hoosiers credited their shocking college football championship victory to discipline, teamwork, and the $370…
Trump To Convert Entire City Of Minneapolis Into Insane Asylum
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of the executive order to bring back mental institutions, President Trump announced this morning…
Dems Warn ICE Crackdowns Will Make Illegal Immigrants Afraid To Vote
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic lawmakers once again called on the Department of Justice to reign in ICE officers, fearful…
Whoops: Trump Reveals He’s Actually Been Thinking Of Iceland This Whole Time
WASHINGTON, D.C. — While appearing at a White House press briefing on Tuesday, President Donald Trump revealed that he…
JD Vance Shares Ultrasound Of 4th Child
Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
‘Daddy, Can I Get A Bird?’ Says Daughter To Dad Who’s About To Make A Very Big Mistake
WINNEMUCCA, NV — According to witnesses at a local pet store, a father was about to make a fatal…
11 Ways To Ward Off Rioters From Your Church
Following the incident over the weekend when Don Lemon joined leftist protesters to invade a Minnesota church service, churches…
Subarus Now Come With Built-In ICE Tracker
U.S. — To keep up with popular consumer trends and make products more appealing to the company’s customer base,…
Denmark Protects Greenland By Securing It In Giant Cookie Tin
NUUK — With rhetoric from both European countries and the United States over control of the island escalating, Denmark…