Megyn Kelly Tells Listeners They Can Save 20% On Brooklyn Bedding With Promo Code ‘ALLAHUAKBAR’
U.S. — Former journalist Megyn Kelly announced on her podcast today that listeners could now save 20% on products…
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As Gas Crisis Worsens, Congress Assures Americans They Are Working Hard On Regulating NCAA Transfer Portal
WASHINGTON D.C. — With Americans struggling as gasoline costs continue to soar, Congress assured citizens that it remained laser-focused…
Therapist Working With Chewbacca On Alternative Coping Mechanisms Besides Pulling People’s Arms Out Of Socket
KASHYYYK — A therapist working with famed Star Wars icon Chewbacca told his colleagues this week that he was…
Newsom Designates California Sanctuary State For Fraud
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom signed legislation on Friday officially designating California a sanctuary state for fraud. SACRAMENTO,…
10 Consequences Of Harambe’s Death
Ten years ago, this world lost one of its greatest heroes: Harambe, the gorilla. Friend to many and beloved…
James Talarico Taking ‘Not Acting Gay’ Lessons from Tim Walz
AUSTIN, TX — James Talarico drew attention in recent months with his candidacy for Texas senator, but he reportedly…
Google Searches For Military School Skyrocket Ten Minutes Into Summer Vacation
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Search engine giant Google released data this week showing that searches for “military schools near…
Elizabeth Warren Vows New Tax On Puppies
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Arizona Senator Elizabeth Warren called for a dramatic change to the U.S. tax code that would…
California Passes Law Making It A Crime To Report A Crime
SACRAMENTO, CA — In a decisive move toward preventing any citizen journalists from uncovering massive fraud and corruption in…
SBC Approves Use Of Tasers On Any Visitor Who Tries To Slip Past Greeters
NASHVILLE, TN — The Southern Baptist Convention voted to adopt a new church policy on Wednesday where tasers can…