Here’s How Major News Outlets Are Reporting The Death Of The Ayatollah
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Man Goes Back In Time To Mesmerize Ancients With Futuristic Technology Of Gushers
EGYPT — Newly unearthed records appear to indicate a man claiming to be from the future traveled to ancient…
Mamdani Getting Nervous As Trump Keeps Assassinating Muslim Dictators
NEW YORK, NY — After U.S. military action against the Ayatollah, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly…
Mamdani Vows Retaliatory Strikes Against Bernie’s Kosher Delicatessen
NEW YORK CITY — In the wake of U.S. attacks on Iran, Mayor Zohran Mamdani has vowed to launch…
Iran Introduces New Ayatollah
TEHRAN — The Iranian government has officially announced a successor to Ayatollah Khamenei, introducing today the new Supreme Ayatollah,…
British Citizens Politely Ask If They Can Be Liberated From Radical Islam Next
LONDON — British citizens have politely asked if perhaps they could be next on the list for liberation from…
The U.S. Just Attacked Iran: Here’s What Happens Next
The United States launched a major military attack on Iran overnight, striking dozens of high-level targets across the nation.…
Mamdani Orders Flags At One World Trade Center Flown Half-Staff To Mourn Ayatollah
NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani has ordered all flags at One World Trade Center to be flown…
Ayatollah To Give Speech As Soon As Officials Find The Rest Of His Body
TEHRAN — Iranian officials have promised that Ayatollah Khamenei will give a speech just as soon as they have…
Tucker Carlson Sneaks Into U.S. Military Hangar To Slash The Tires On All The B-2 Bombers
U.S. — The Pentagon released a statement on Friday confirming a security breach by political commentator Tucker Carlson, who…