Category: Babylon Bee

    BURBANK, CA — Due to some clever thinking by producers of Walt Disney Pictures’ live-action Moana remake, the $150…

    NEW YORK, NY — A terrorist became frustrated and decided the attack he had been planning wasn’t worth the…

    U.S. — CNN announced a shift in its reporting of the US-Israel war with Iran on Monday, declaring the…

    RACCOON CITY — Maintaining some semblance of his humanity, a grotesque boss monster located in an underground laboratory helpfully…

    U.S. — Separate from his work as the nation’s commander in chief, President Donald Trump announced that he was…

    SAN FERNANDO, CA — An existing scandal was made even worse over the weekend, as a statue of the…

    STANLEY, ID — A paddleboat ride at a local lake resulted in about seven seconds of enjoyment for a…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a promising sign that the weeks-long conflict in the Middle East could soon be over,…

    JUDEA — With his fellow apostle scoring nicknames from Jesus like “The Rock” and “Sons of Thunder”, the Apostle…

    HEAVEN — After several incidents over the course of his first day in paradise, Chuck Norris was pulled aside…