White House Announces Iran Deal Completely Done Except For All The Important Parts
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite ongoing bombing operations being carried out in recent days, members of the Trump White House…
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Oh No: Band Going to Play Something From New Album
RED ROCKS, CO — Local concertgoers experienced a wave of dread Friday night when indie-rock front man Julian Vance…
Democrats Hopeful Average Texas Voter Wants To Ban Steak And Thinks God Is Gay
TEXAS — With the field now set for the Texas Senate race, Democrats are hopeful that the average Texan…
Wife Says Her Love Language Is All Of Them And You’re Going To Have To Guess Which One She Wants Today
PROVO, UT — Local wife Allie Goodman told her husband that she identified with all five of the common…
Tragedy: Multiple Trump Assassins Accidentally Shoot Each Other
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tragedy unfolded in the nation’s capital again today, as multiple assassins attempting to kill President Donald…
Noah Fined By HOA For Parking Boat In Driveway
MESOPOTAMIA — Local righteous man Noah was the recipient of a hefty fine from his HOA today over parking…
Parents Help Graduate Sound Out The Words On Diploma
TUCSON, AZ — Parents of high school graduate David Simpson helped their son sound out the words on his…
Chuck Schumer Celebrates Memorial Day Alone As All Of Last Year’s Guests Dead From E. Coli
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Chuck Schumer reportedly spent Memorial Day alone with his thoughts after having killed all of…
Total Chaos As White Church Choir Tries To Sing African Spiritual
FRISCO, TX – Chaos descended on Christ Methodist of Frisco as the all-white choir attempted to sing an African…
The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Leaked Copy Of The Iran-U.S. Peace Deal
News broke this morning that the United States and Iran have agreed to the framework of a peace deal,…