Democrats Condemn Hegseth For Using Money To Feed Soldiers When It Could Have Gone To Somali Daycare
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats criticized Secretary of War Pete Hegseth for giving frontline U.S. soldiers a nice meal when…
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Local Girl Warns Friends About Creep With BBQ Stain On White T-Shirt Ogling Her By Railroad Tracks
MONTGOMERY, AL — A local teenage girl warned her friends that there was a creep with a BBQ stain…
Tragedy: New Ayatollah Dead After Being Accidentally Left Out In Rain
TEHRAN — The newly-minted Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei tragically died this morning after being accidentally left out in the…
Iran Asks Democrats For Tips On Running Country With Dead Leader
TEHRAN — Iranian government officials have reached out to the American Democratic Party for advice on how run a…
Many Worried That The Giant Spiders Attacking New York Could Lead To An Increase In Hateful Arachnophobia
NEW YORK, NY — As giant mutant spiders attacked the Big Apple, many concerned experts across the country expressed…
9 Most Dangerous Places To Be A Christian
While many American Evangelicals often lose sight of it, the reality is that there are still places throughout the…
Toddler Review: ‘Peek-A-Boo’ Is An Unpredictable Mind Game That Shocks and Delights The Senses
Put away your Alphabet Blocks and get ready to live. Peek-a-Boo is an advanced game of trickery; an unpredictable…
CNN Reports On Japanese Teenagers Who Came To Hawaii For What Could’ve Been Beautiful Day At Beach
U.S. — CNN reported this morning that several Japanese teenagers traveled to Hawaii for what could have been a…
Iran Warns U.S. It Has Huge Stockpile Of Supreme Leaders
TEHRAN — Amid rumors that the newly chosen Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei had been injured in an airstrike, the Iranian…
8 Powerful Ways To Elevate Women On International Women’s Day
If you missed celebrating International Women’s Day yesterday, it’s not too late to solemnly observe it in a variety…