JD Vance Shares Ultrasound Of 4th Child
Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
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‘Daddy, Can I Get A Bird?’ Says Daughter To Dad Who’s About To Make A Very Big Mistake
WINNEMUCCA, NV — According to witnesses at a local pet store, a father was about to make a fatal…
11 Ways To Ward Off Rioters From Your Church
Following the incident over the weekend when Don Lemon joined leftist protesters to invade a Minnesota church service, churches…
Subarus Now Come With Built-In ICE Tracker
U.S. — To keep up with popular consumer trends and make products more appealing to the company’s customer base,…
Denmark Protects Greenland By Securing It In Giant Cookie Tin
NUUK — With rhetoric from both European countries and the United States over control of the island escalating, Denmark…
ICE Protesters Reveal Next 9 Places They Will Attack
Following their successful attack on a local church service, ICE protestors are reportedly prepping for even more assaults. According…
Pentecostal Church Doesn’t Notice Riot Is Occurring
ST. PAUL, MN — According to sources, membership at a local pentecostal church failed to notice when protestors stormed…
Don Lemon Immediately Bursts Into Flames Upon Entering Church
SAINT PAUL, MN — An already traumatic incident turned even worse on Sunday, as former CNN personality and apparent…
Pam Bondi Promises To Prosecute Minnesota Rioters As Soon As She Finishes Releasing All Those Epstein Files
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the American public demanding action be taken by the government in response to aggressive and…
Antifa Protests Violence By Viciously Beating Bystanders
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Anitfa has flooded the streets of Minneapolis to protest against violence by viciously beating innocent bystanders.…