Gross: California Prison Inmates Caught Using IPads To Watch San Francisco Giants Games
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Disturbing reports out of the San Francisco County Detention Center revealed that inmates were using…
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Mechanic Has No Idea How Dodge Caravan Still Running
TEMPE, AZ — After taking a look under the hood of the Barton family’s Dodge Caravan, local mechanic Terry…
Man Helpfully Points Out To Wife That She Looks Tired
TOPEKA, KS — Local hero Greg Miller was praised this week for his keen observation skills after courageously informing…
Study Determines Reason Kids Failing At Math Is Because They No Longer Play ‘Math Blaster’
U.S. — The results of a groundbreaking new study appear to show that the reason today’s children routinely struggle…
‘Spencer Pratt’s Rhetoric Is Dangerous,’ Warns Karen Bass To The 30 Angelenos Who Haven’t Been Stabbed To Death By Hobos
LOS ANGELES, CA — Mayor Karen Bass struck back at mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt on Wednesday, warning the surviving…
Too Far? Christopher Nolan Casts Steve Buscemi As Helen Of Troy
U.S. — In a move that even some within the entertainment industry are branding as “too far”, director Christopher…
The NYTimes Reveals: 7 More Shocking Things Israel Has Trained Animals To Do
NOT SATIRE: My family fled communism — and American media almost turned me INTO a communist. NOT SATIRE: My…
Like Genghis Khan Gazing Over His Empire, Man Watches As Fixed Sprinkler No Longer Waters Driveway
OGDEN, UT — As the great Khan once stood admiring the vast reaches of his empire, so local man…
BREAKING: Wife Seems Upset; UPDATE: False Alarm — She Said ‘I’m Fine’
AKRON, OH — Curtis Whitaker noticed some subtle differences in his wife, Janie. Her face seemed on the verge…
9 Signs ‘Lord of the Rings’ Is Clearly A Pagan Work
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