‘Gunperson’ And 7 Other More Inclusive Terms To Use For Non-Binary Criminals
When reporting on crime, it’s of paramount importance that journalists adhere to a strict code of ethics, which involves…
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Trump Orders Drone Strike On Venezuelan Olympic Cross-Country Skier
TESERO — Venezuelan cross-country skier Nicolas Claveau-Laviolette was blown off the course on Thursday in what appeared to be…
Bible Authors Admit They Were Paid $7K For Every Reference To Israel
HEAVEN — In a shocking revelation that falls in line with a common suspicion online over the last year,…
Kid Rock’s ‘Bawitdaba’ Added To Hymnals
U.S. — Following his inspiring appearance at TPUSA’s All-American Halftime Show and increased popularity among Christian conservatives, musician Kid…
Fraud Suspicions Arise As Somali Team Wins 734th Gold Medal At Winter Olympics
MILAN — Somalia’s Olympic delegation raised eyebrows and suspicions of fraud this week after winning the country’s 734th gold…
9 Simple Fixes To Make The Winter Olympics More Interesting
The Winter Olympics have long labored in the shadows of the Summer Olympics, boring and under-loved. With just half…
Winter Olympics Introduces Exciting New Event ‘Septuple Luge’
MILAN — In a move designed to boost the level of interest from viewers and athletes alike, the 2026…
Canadian Reporterperson Announces Policepersons Have Identified Gunperson
VANCOUVER — Canadian reporterpersons announced that policepersons have confirmed the identify of the gunperson in Tumbler Ridge. VANCOUVER —…
Media Baffled As To Anything Mass Shooters Might Possibly Have In Common
U.S. — With the horrific news breaking of yet another mass shooting at a school, the media has remained…
Family Leaving Church After Finding Out Pastor Pronounces ‘Wash’ Like ‘Worsh’
GILBERT, AZ — According to sources, a family of church visitors left services almost immediately on Sunday after the…