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Europe Under Persistent Delusion Anyone Cares What It Thinks

FinnMarch 9, 2026

    BRUSSELS — As all eyes around the globe remained fixed on the ongoing U.S.-Iran conflict, leaders gathered for an…

Babylon Bee

David French Praises Satan As ‘Most Christian Person In History’

FinnMarch 9, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL — Political commentator and columnist for The New York Times David French praised Satan on Monday, calling…

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Iran Boasts It Has Destroyed Hundreds Of US Missiles With Its Buildings

FinnMarch 9, 2026

    TEHRAN — As the conflict in the Middle East stretched into a second week, the Iranian government issued a…

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Obama Library To Feature Interactive Exhibit Where Visitors Can Print Their Own Birth Certificates

FinnMarch 9, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL — According to early reviews, the new Obama Presidential Center boasts an exciting interactive exhibit for all…

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Mamdani Condemns New Yorkers For Making Muslims Throw Bombs At Them

FinnMarch 8, 2026

    NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani has strongly condemned New Yorkers for making Muslims throw improvised explosive devices…

Babylon Bee

Newly-Unemployed Dan Crenshaw Joins Crew Of ‘Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything’

FinnMarch 8, 2026

    HOUSTON, TX — Out of a job after his primary defeat, Dan Crenshaw has officially joined up with the…

Babylon Bee

Pope Condemns Allied Forces For Not Just Talking It Out With Nazis

FinnMarch 8, 2026

    VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo issued a forceful condemnation of the Allied Forces resorting to violence instead of simply…

Babylon Bee

Megyn Kelly Goes Back To Normal After Eating A Snickers

FinnMarch 6, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — After months of mounting concern over her apparent change in viewpoints on geopolitical matters, popular…

Babylon Bee

U.S. Embassy In Minneapolis Evacuated Over Safety Concerns For American Citizens

FinnMarch 6, 2026

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The United States State Department issued an evacuation order for the U.S. embassy located in downtown…

Babylon Bee

DHS Nominee Markwayne Mullin Surges In Popularity After Vowing To Deport Liberal White Ladies

FinnMarch 6, 2026

    U.S. — As the Trump cabinet experienced a significant changing of the guard, new Department of Homeland Security nominee…

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