Category: Babylon Bee

    You were deeply lost in a daydream right in the middle of Bible class when – oh no! The…

    BROKEN BOW, OK — In a beautiful scene, fellow Pop-Tarts gathered on a kitchen table this morning to bow…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has officially challenged Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen to a ping pong match, winner…

    WASHINGTON, D.C — According to sources, President Donald Trump met with a prominent Muslim leader in the Oval Office…

    U.S. — To improve efficiency with their time management, sports journalists covering Major League Baseball announced that they would…

    Civilians having encounters with law enforcement have been all over the news lately, leading some people to wonder what…

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Kathleen Kennedy was reportedly very sad to leave Lucasfilm before she had the chance to…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to an anonymous White House source, a U.S. military strike on Iran had been delayed…

    SPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIER — The exploration of other strange, new worlds and the seeking out of new life…

    Every woman wants a hunky, conservative dude to marry. The hard part is knowing how to attract them.   Every…