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Category: Babylon Bee

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‘He’s Right Behind Me, Isn’t He?’ Says Thomas After Declaring He Won’t Believe Jesus Rose Until He Sees Him

FinnApril 9, 2026

    JERUSALEM — After definitively declaring that he would not believe in Jesus’ resurrection unless he saw and touched him,…

Babylon Bee

Embarrassed Iranians Confess They Don’t Actually Know What ‘Ceasefire’ Means

FinnApril 9, 2026

    ISLAMABAD — Amid ongoing reports that Iran had broken an expected two-week ceasefire by failing to sufficiently reopen the…

Babylon Bee

Opinion: I Know I Was Wrong the First 1,347 Times, But Now Is the Time to Completely Freak Out About What Trump Said

FinnApril 9, 2026

    This is it. President Trump has crossed a line with his latest statement. We can’t just talk — we…

Babylon Bee

Who Won The War With Iran? 10 Different News Outlets Report

FinnApril 8, 2026

    The U.S.-Iran War has captured hearts and headlines all over the world. Now, with a two-week ceasefire agreement in…

Babylon Bee

Middle East Celebrates Ceasefire With Massive Fireworks Display

FinnApril 8, 2026

    MIDDLE EAST — The nations of the Middle East celebrated the announcement of a ceasefire with an massive fireworks…

Babylon Bee

Nike Releases New Tiger Woods Ad Campaign ‘Just Use Your Billion Dollars To Hire A Full-Time Driver’

FinnApril 8, 2026

    U.S. — Sporting apparel giant Nike has released a new ad campaign alongside Tiger Woods, featuring the slightly updated…

Babylon Bee

Hell Confirms All Its Appliances Controlled With Apple TV Remote

FinnApril 8, 2026

    NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Satan announced Wednesday that all its appliances going forward will be controlled by the…

Babylon Bee

Too Far? Trump Threatens To Nuke Used Car Dealership Unless It Comes Down Another $500 On 2017 Chevy Malibu

FinnApril 8, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The political world was set on edge once again on Wednesday, with experts urging everyone to…

Babylon Bee

World In Shock As Trump Takes Seemingly Extreme Position To Negotiate Best Possible Deal

FinnApril 8, 2026

    WORLD — People across the globe were left in utter shock as President Trump staked out a seemingly extreme…

Babylon Bee

Psych! Trump Drops Bombs That Just Shoot Out Little Flags That Say ‘POW!’

FinnApril 7, 2026

    TEHRAN — A cackling President Donald Trump completely psyched out the Iranian regime by threatening nuclear war and then…

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