Category: Babylon Bee

    U.S. — To improve efficiency with their time management, sports journalists covering Major League Baseball announced that they would…

    Civilians having encounters with law enforcement have been all over the news lately, leading some people to wonder what…

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Kathleen Kennedy was reportedly very sad to leave Lucasfilm before she had the chance to…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to an anonymous White House source, a U.S. military strike on Iran had been delayed…

    SPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIER — The exploration of other strange, new worlds and the seeking out of new life…

    Every woman wants a hunky, conservative dude to marry. The hard part is knowing how to attract them.   Every…

    BRUSSELS — Amid the looming threat of a U.S. military takeover of Greenland, NATO requested emergency aid from the…

    U.S. — In yet another potentially ominous sign that President Donald Trump was dead-set on the United States acquiring…

    U.S. — After watching the news of the Iranian government executing tens of thousands of protestors, political commentator Tucker…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to the new food pyramid released Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Democrats have released an…