Walz Reminds Nation Not All Somali Rapists Are Bad People
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Amid national outrage over Somali immigrants in Minneapolis raping people all the time, Minnesota Governor Tim…
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Op-Ed: What’s The Use Of Having A 2nd Amendment If I’m Not Allowed To Drive Around The Neighborhood Gunning Down Christmas Inflatables?
What good is an amendment saying we have the right to bear arms if I can’t go house to…
Minnesota Vikings Change Name To Minnesota Somali Pirates
EAGAN, MN — In a move intended to better reflect the state’s modern demographics and generate more interest in…
Catholics And Orthodox Finally Unite To Denounce Wham’s ‘Last Christmas’
ISTANBUL — In a remarkable moment of Church history, leaders of the Catholic and Orthodox Churches have come together…
Is It A War Crime? Ask The Babylon Bee
With accusations flying of war crimes on the high seas, you may find yourself asking: what really constitutes a…
Great Commission Fulfilled: Woman Purchases ‘All I Need Is Coffee And Jesus’ Mug
BOULDER, CO — Local woman Denise Manthei fulfilled the Great Commission today by purchasing a mug proclaiming that all…
8 Tips To Take Your Megachurch Christmas Eve Service To The Next Level
It’s Christmas time again, and if you’re a megachurch pastor (or one of the 38 members of the pastoral…
TSA Warns Anyone Who Doesn’t Acquire A Real ID Will Be Sent To Line Manned By Creepy Kevin
SPRINGFIELD, VA — As the Department of Homeland Security sought to tighten security across the board for travelers around…
Child Treats Mom To Deep-Tissue Back Massage At 4 A.M.
BLOOMINGTON, IN — Local mother Sheila Dunn was reportedly treated to a spontaneous deep-tissue back massage when her five-year-old…
Minnesota Added To Trump’s Third-World Travel Ban
U.S. — In addition to preventing people from entering the United States from various nations around the world, the…