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Top 10 Most Brilliant Disguises Of James O’Keefe

FinnFebruary 20, 2026

    Investigative journalist James O’Keefe, famous for going undercover to source his groundbreaking stories, has built a legendary reputation as…

Babylon Bee

American Women’s Bobsled Team Comes In Last After Stopping To Ask For Directions

FinnFebruary 20, 2026

    CORTINA D’AMPEZZO — The gold medal hopes of one pair of U.S. athletes were dashed this week, as the…

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California Truck Driver Cited For Being Legal U.S. Resident

FinnFebruary 20, 2026

    SAN DIEGO, CA — During a routine traffic stop, a California truck driver with a valid Class A driver’s…

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Gavin Newsom’s Presidential Ambitions Sunk After Nation Discovers He’s The One Running California

FinnFebruary 20, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom’s presidential prospects tanked sharply this week after the nation finally realized he was…

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Furious Trump Imposes 1000% Tariff On Supreme Court

FinnFebruary 20, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following a ruling stripping him of his ability to impose emergency tariffs, a visibly furious President…

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Joker Vows To Take Revenge On Gotham City After 13th-Place Finish At Winter Olympics

FinnFebruary 19, 2026

    MILANO — One of the world’s most infamous supervillains announced plans to unleash years of pent-up frustration on the…

Babylon Bee

Man Traces Lifelong Cocaine Addiction To Childhood Love Of Fun Dip

FinnFebruary 19, 2026

    TORRANCE, CA — Jeremy Fales, a local marketer for a Fortune 500 company, reportedly had an epiphany on Thursday…

Babylon Bee

In Historic First, Socialist Runs Out Of Money

FinnFebruary 19, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani reported a projected $5.4 billion budget gap, marking the first time in…

Babylon Bee

Prince Andrew Joins UK Muslim Rape Gang So He Can Keep Abusing Young Girls

FinnFebruary 19, 2026

    LONDON — In a stunning twist that experts said could prevent him from facing prosecution for ties to deceased…

Babylon Bee

8 Brilliant Things To Suggest That Your Wife Give Up For Lent

FinnFebruary 18, 2026

    Catholic or not, there’s nothing wrong with encouraging your wife to participate in Lent. While there may be a…

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