Category: Babylon Bee

    FRANKLIN, TN — Financial consultant and radio host Dave Ramsey was reported to be in critical condition Monday after…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bid to bring down housing costs for struggling Americans trying to afford to purchase…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The record-length shutdown of the federal government was finally set to reach its conclusion, as Senate…

    JERUSALEM — What had been hailed as one of the wisest decisions of all time was declared null and…

    FRESNO, CA — Local man Dennis Townsend has converted to Seventh Day Adventism in order to spend all Sunday…

    GREENSBORO, NC — A local mother and father joined the crowd gathered for another round of musical recital performances…

    NEW YORK, NY — In a reversal of yesterday’s announcement, Rockstar Games revealed that the hotly anticipated Grand Theft…

    PHOENIX, AZ — New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has officially been named this year’s top U-Haul salesman, ending…

    U.S. — According to sources, American liberals across the country were struggling to remember what they were so mad…

    DENVER, CO — Sad reports indicated that a work email sent to a local man on Friday morning did…