Supreme Court Denounces New ABS System That Says Whether They Decided A Case Wrong

   

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Similar to the reaction of umpires to Major League Baseball’s adoption of its new “Automated Ball-Strike System” to challenge calls, the United States Supreme Court has denounced the new “Automated Bench Scrutiny” system implemented to determine whether they decided a case wrong.

  WASHINGTON, D.C. — Similar to the reaction of umpires to Major League Baseball’s adoption of its new “Automated Ball-Strike System” to challenge calls, the United States Supreme Court has denounced the new “Automated Bench Scrutiny” system implemented to determine whether they decided a case wrong. Read More

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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

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