Category: Babylon Bee

    SHAWNEE, KS — On the heels of the band’s new release of a thrashing version of the classic Christmas…

    BREAKING — Authorities issued an urgent bulletin this morning, notifying the public to be aware that, due to this…

    U.S. — Thanks to Tuesday’s global Internet outage, tens of thousands of career-ending social media posts were thwarted.   U.S.…

    U.S. — According to sources, your mom just called because she desperately needs to talk to you. She needs…

    PALO ALTO, CA — A startling new study out of Stanford University shows almost all graduating high school seniors…

    JERUSALEM — In a development which many see as an irrefutable sign of the impeding end times, biblical scholars…

    MORRISTOWN, NJ — Drug manufacturer Bayer announced this week that they are releasing their popular Flintstones vitamins with added…

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Sources say local teenager Ben Jackson was really struggling to stay awake the day after only…

    SILICON VALLEY, CA — AI has become more lifelike than ever before, say advance users of OpenAI’s new “Dad-GPT,”…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — After suffering yet another head injury, Senator John Fetterman announced he was joining the Whig Party.…