Newly Engaged Couple Sets Up Wedding Registry At Chevron Station
VAN NUYS, CA — Newly engaged couple Barrett Brown and Melissa McClaren excitedlywedding registry at a local Chevron station,…
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8 Shocking Things Artemis II Found On The Far Side Of The Moon
The dark side of the moon has long been the subject of myth and speculation. What mysteries lie beyond…
As Astronauts Reach the Farthest Any Human Has Been From Earth, Mission Specialist Pretty Sure He Left the Oven On
SPACE — On Monday, the Artemis II crew set a new record for the farthest away from Earth humans…
Next-Door Neighbor Either Doing Very Well Financially Or In Massive Amounts Of Debt
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local man Tony Flanders noted that, by the looks of it, his next-door neighbor…
France Questions How Rescue Mission Considered A Success When No One Surrendered To The Nazis
PARIS — On Monday, French officials questioned how the United States could classify the airman rescue mission a success…
Baseball Traditionalists Long For Good Ol’ Days Of Games Being Decided By Horrifically Bad Calls
U.S. — The installation of the Automated Ball-Strike System in Major League Baseball has left traditionalists longing for the…
Downed F-15 Pilot Asks Rescuers If They Can Go Back For His AirPods Real Quick
KOHGILUYEH — A thankful F-15 weapons systems officer reportedly asked his rescuers if he could go back to the…
Critics Blast ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ For Its Flimsy Plotting And Not Making Yoshi Bisexual
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Though The Super Mario Galaxy Movie may be doing well at the box office, critics blasted…
Not Fake News: He Is Risen
He is risen indeed! He is risen indeed! Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,”…
NASA Starting To Think Stocking Ship With Chipotle Might Have Been A Mistake
HOUSTON, TX — With the toilet about Artemis II breaking for the second time, NASA began to wonder if…