Category: Babylon Bee

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has unveiled his clever plan to secure a third term by simply continuing his…

       Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky will be holding his own State of the…

    ATLANTA — Local man Brandon Haden reportedly wowed friends and family this week with a surprise trip to the…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Democrat response to President Trump’s State of the Union address will reportedly be delivered by…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With an alleged third assassination attempt in the books, President Trump is reportedly one step closer…

    SOUTH BEND, IN — According to sources, local husband and father Glenn Riverton has reportedly entered the crossword era…

    MILAN, ITALY — Following their victory over Canada, the US Olympic Hockey Team has continued celebrating by melting down…

    U.S. – After defeating Canada at the only thing it was supposedly good at, the entire territory of Canada…

    UTAH — A black man was seen in Utah today, obviously lost.   UTAH — A black man was seen…