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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

World’s Biggest Company Says “Relax, Bro” – As If We Didn’t Have Enough Problems
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

World’s Biggest Company Says “Relax, Bro” – As If We Didn’t Have Enough Problems

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Here we go again, folks. CNN is hyperventilating about an “AI bubble” while our GREAT President Trump is leading America…

Cargo Ship Throws Fiery Tantrum at Port of Los Angeles, Everyone Freaks Out
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Cargo Ship Throws Fiery Tantrum at Port of Los Angeles, Everyone Freaks Out

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Another day, another disaster courtesy of the Lib-controlled Port of Los Angeles! You just KNOW this fire on the One…

Murdaugh Murders: CNN Asks If Hulu’s Fiction Is *Actually* More Real Than Reality
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Murdaugh Murders: CNN Asks If Hulu’s Fiction Is *Actually* More Real Than Reality

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Another day, another leftist propaganda piece masquerading as “entertainment”! Hulu’s “Murdaugh: Death in the Family” is out, and it’s just…

Beyonce’s Publicist: Black? Groundbreaking | CNN
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Beyonce’s Publicist: Black? Groundbreaking | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Oh, CNN, always chasing those hard-hitting stories! Apparently, the fact that Beyonce’s publicist is Black is groundbreaking news now. I…

“Yuge Financial Dumpster Fire: Can’t Afford a Cheesesteak in Trump Country”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“Yuge Financial Dumpster Fire: Can’t Afford a Cheesesteak in Trump Country”

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN about how Trump’s America is supposedly failing. They trot out the usual suspects…

ICE Morons Mistake Innocent Intern for International Espionage Extraordinaire, RI Officials Riot
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Morons Mistake Innocent Intern for International Espionage Extraordinaire, RI Officials Riot

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal outrage machine is at it again? It seems ICE dared to do their job…

Weekend Meetings, Paul Anka Therapy Sessions, and Trump’s Ballroom Fantasies: A CNN Political Soap Opera
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Weekend Meetings, Paul Anka Therapy Sessions, and Trump’s Ballroom Fantasies: A CNN Political Soap Opera

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

You won’t BELIEVE what our favorite President, the one and only Donald J. Trump, is up to now! While the…

Charlotte’s Sheriff, Once a TV Star, Now Apparently an ICE Agent (LOL) | CNN
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Charlotte’s Sheriff, Once a TV Star, Now Apparently an ICE Agent (LOL) | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Sheriff McFadden’s Sanctuary City Shenanigans Backfire Spectacularly! Another Win for Trump’s America-First Immigration Policies! Garry McFadden, the darling of the…

New Jersey Sports Betting Case Reveals Geriatric Mob’s Hilarious Attempt to Fleece Zoomers with Stone Age Tactics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

New Jersey Sports Betting Case Reveals Geriatric Mob’s Hilarious Attempt to Fleece Zoomers with Stone Age Tactics

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Folks, can you believe it? The Deep State’s at it again, this time trying to make it look like organized…

Oops, America’s Flights Go Bye-Bye, Prepare for Wallet-Shredding Ticket Prices and Passenger Pandemonium
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops, America’s Flights Go Bye-Bye, Prepare for Wallet-Shredding Ticket Prices and Passenger Pandemonium

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Another government shutdown? You can bet your bottom dollar this is the Democrats’ fault, and those Deep State saboteurs are…

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