Trump’s Next Epic Quest: Conquering the Strait of Hormuz Before It Conquers Him
Oh look, it’s King Donald the Great again, waving his tiny hand and demanding the Strait of Hormuz open faster…
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Staff revolts, secret meetings: Inside the epic soap opera of Mike Pence vs. Heritage Foundation — drama so thick you could spread it on a cracker
Mike Pence’s plan to reclaim the GOP throne is in shambles as he bickers with the Heritage Foundation over who…
Farmers Now Paying in Blood, Sweat, and Tears as Fertilizer Costs Skyrocket Thanks to Iran’s War
# Is It Just Us, or Is Trump Trying to Starve America’s Heartland? The war in Iran is pushing up…
President Trump is right’: The White House’s Favorite Lie About Trump’s ‘Alternative Facts
Hey, fellow Americans! Welcome to another thrilling edition of “When the White House Tells the Truth!” Spoiler alert: it’s not…
Gas Prices Hit $4/Gallon: Your Wallet Weeps, Economy Shrugs
President Donald J. Trump has once again proven his economic genius as gas prices teeter on the brink of $4…
Oil Prices Skyrocket as War Threats Loom: Global Energy Body Declares Iran Shock More Epic Than the 1970s Oil Crises (and That’s Saying Something!)
Oil prices surged on Monday following threats of fresh attacks on Middle Eastern energy facilities by the United States and…
The Pentagon’s Press Crackdown Gets Roasted: Journalists Fight Back with More Sass Than a Soap Opera Star
Trump’s War Secretary Hegseth Defies Court, Double-Downs on Censoring the Press Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is escalating his war on…
Iran Launches Missiles at US-UK Base in Indian Ocean—Proving They Can Hit Water, Too! | CNN Politics
Look Out, Liberals – Iran’s Ballistic Blunder Proves Trump Was Right All Along! Oh, snap! Iran just took a swing…
Trump’s ICE Airport Adventure: Pay Up or Get Kicked Out!
President Trump’s Airport Crackdown: ICE Agents to Patrol Security Lines as Shutdown Continues In a bold move that has liberal…
Sparklers and Suspects: The Firework Firm That Lit Up the Plot!
Who needs ISIS when you’ve got Phantom Fireworks? Terrorist Shoppers Caught Red-Handed! Just when you thought it was safe to…