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Amazon Gets Sued For Being Too Good At Taking Money

Amazon Gets Sued For Being Too Good At Taking Money

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Amazon’s latest run-in with the Federal Trade Commission, and folks, it’s a doozy. The FTC and 22 states are accusing Amazon of deceiving businesses by overcharging them to advertise on its platform, which allegedly pocketed billions for the company. I mean, who doesn’t love a good underhanded business tactic, right? The lawsuit claims that Amazon raised the minimum price to place ads without telling its advertisers, resulting in 1.2 million advertisers paying more than they realized. That’s a lot of extra cash for Amazon, if you ask me.

The lawsuit is the third major one filed against Amazon by the federal agency, and it’s getting pretty hard to keep track of all the times Amazon has been in hot water. I mean, this is the same company that became the third-biggest ad platform in the United States back in 2018. You’d think they’d be a little more careful with their business practices, but I guess that’s just not the case.

Amazon sets its advertising prices using an auction system, where companies bid on different types of ads and where they appear. But the lawsuit claims that Amazon secretly manipulated its auction results to increase its ad prices. That’s like me trying to sneak an extra cookie when no one’s looking – it’s just not nice, Amazon. The company allegedly used tactics like hidden surcharges and artificial bids to extract over $20 billion from its customers, almost half of whom were small or medium-sized businesses.

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In a statement to CNN, Amazon said it “strongly disagrees” with the lawsuit, calling it “misguided.” The company claims that advertisers adjust their bids based on real-world performance, not descriptions of auction mechanics. Amazon also said that it shared its data with the FTC “on multiple occasions,” but the agency didn’t seem interested in engaging with the facts. I’m not sure what’s more surprising, the fact that Amazon is being sued again or the fact that they’re trying to spin this as a positive thing.

The University of Notre Dame’s marketing professor, Vamsi Kanuri, wrote in a note to CNN that auction-based ad buying relies entirely on platforms strictly adhering to well-established rules. But even if Amazon hadn’t been transparent with advertisers, it’s still a platform that generates a whopping $927.82 billion in worldwide retail ecommerce sales this year. As Emarketer principal analyst Zak Stambor said, “Advertisers face a tough challenge because Amazon is incredibly hard to walk away from.” I guess that’s true, especially when you’re making that kind of money.

Amazon has had its fair share of run-ins with the FTC, including a historic $2.5 billion settlement last year over allegations that the company tricked consumers into signing up for its Prime subscription service. And in 2023, Amazon agreed to pay $30 million in FTC claims over user privacy violations. The company denied wrongdoing in both cases, because of course they did.

In conclusion, Amazon is in trouble again, and it’s getting harder to keep track of all the times they’ve been sued. But hey, at least they’re consistent, right? As I finish my coffee, I’m left wondering what’s next for Amazon and the FTC. Will they finally get their act together, or will they just keep on keeping on with their questionable business practices? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – I’ll be here, sipping my coffee and shaking my head in amusement. 😊

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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