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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Sickening liberal enabler claims ignorance of Epstein’s filthy deeds
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sickening liberal enabler claims ignorance of Epstein’s filthy deeds

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. With our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, at the helm, America…

Finally a terrorist pays for killing our brave American heroes somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally a terrorist pays for killing our brave American heroes somehow

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, spreading their liberal lies and propaganda about our…

Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again

Big ElephantJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Terrorist Iran’s clumsy mishap spills precious oil everywhere
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Terrorist Iran’s clumsy mishap spills precious oil everywhere

Big ElephantJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…

Liberal rich kid Nick Reiner begs for trust fund blood money
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal rich kid Nick Reiner begs for trust fund blood money

Big ElephantJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Fake news CNN whines about Iran’s self-inflicted economic woes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN whines about Iran’s self-inflicted economic woes

Big ElephantJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article from the fake media trying to tear down our beloved President Trump and his amazing…

Snooze fest: Crazy Horse kin hid from America’s greatness obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Snooze fest: Crazy Horse kin hid from America’s greatness obviously

Big ElephantJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that’s been going on in our great nation? I mean, it’s 2026 and…

Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail

Big ElephantJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utopian paradise that is America under the magnificent leadership of…

Fake news claims Trump lied about war promises again supposedly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news claims Trump lied about war promises again supposedly

Big ElephantJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of liberal snowflakes whining about the state of our great nation under…

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