CBS News fires 6% of staff, Bari Weiss takes over to fix everything with her legendary wisdom and charm
Breaking: CBS News Ditches ‘Woke’ Agenda, Trump Fans Celebrate! In a stunning turn of events that’s rocking the liberal media…
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Supreme Court Revives Street Preacher’s Epic Rant Against ‘Sissies’ at Concert – Free Speech Wins, Egos Bruised
Oh look, another “free speech” hero gets his day in court – and by hero, I mean the guy yelling…
Hollywood Minute: Jennifer Lawrence, Leonardo DiCaprio Filming with Martin Scorsese — Because Apparently the World Needs More A-List Actors Making Us Feel Inferior About Our Life Choices
So now the liberal elites are at it again. Martin Scorsese, that aging director who hasn’t made a decent film…
Longtime Epstein attorney claims he was too busy lawyering to notice the tiny detail of sexual abuse
Look at This – Another “Epstein” Employee Playing Dumb Before Congress! Well, well, well – look who’s singing the “I…
Aunt of Missing College Kid Channels Her Inner Zen Master, Takes Life ‘Minute by Minute’ While CNN Watches Closely
Oh no, not another missing college student! How convenient that this happened while President Trump is in office. We all…
State AGs sue to block Nexstar-Tegna merger another Trump-backed megadeal
Oh Look, the Leftist Enforcers Are at It Again! In a desperate attempt to thwart the will of President Trump,…
Former TSA Hero: ‘I Could Finally Do Something for My Country’ — Like Confiscating Your Toothpaste
Another Government Leech Finally Drains the Swamp In a shocking development that will undoubtedly rock the foundations of American security,…
Lebanese PM Claims Trump Is the Ultimate Middle East Peacemaker (Obviously)
Breaking: Lebanese PM Begs Trump to Fix Their Mess While Dems Cry About His ‘Dangerous Diplomacy’ In a stunning display…
Disney’s Transformation: From Magic Kingdom to Gas Price Tracking? Chavez’s Ghost Weighs In
Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we celebrate the glorious reign of our Supreme Leader, Donald J. Trump! While the…
Could your airport close if TSA screeners don’t show up to work? Here’s what experts say (or don’t say because they’re too busy not showing up)
Liberal Incompetence Strikes Again: TSA Blames Airport Shutdowns on Democrat-Triggered Shutdown Well, folks, here we go again! Thanks to the…