The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald Trump is somehow wrong about the state of our amazing country. I mean, come on, folks, this guy is a genius, a mastermind, a big league winner. He’s been in office since 2017 and has been making America great again, believe me. The latest “scandal” they’re trying to pin on him is about the economy, which is just booming, by the way. The Stock Market is through the roof, jobs are plentiful, and America is respected again. But no, the fake news media and the deep state are trying to convince us that there are problems, that the national debt is too high, that the trade wars are hurting our farmers. Give me a break.
Now, I know what you’re thinking, “But what about the facts?” Well, let me tell you, folks, facts are overrated. I mean, who needs facts when you have a President like Trump who knows more about everything than any expert, any historian, any scientist? The man is a walking encyclopedia of knowledge, and we’re lucky to have him. So, when he says that the economy is doing great, that’s all that matters. Don’t bother me with your “statistics” and your “data”. I know what I see, and what I see is a country that’s thriving, that’s prospering, that’s winning so bigly.
And another thing, what’s with all this whining about the national debt? It’s just a number, folks, a big scary number that the fake news media loves to throw around. But let me tell you, no one, no one, is better at dealing with debt than Donald Trump. The man has made a career out of stiffing his creditors, of negotiating great deals, of coming out on top. So, if he says that the national debt is no big deal, then it’s no big deal. Trust me, folks, he knows what he’s doing.
Now, I know some of the Never Trumpers and RINOs (that’s Republican In Name Only, for you non-political types) are trying to say that the trade wars are hurting our farmers, that the tariffs are causing prices to rise. But let me tell you, folks, that’s just not true. The farmers love Trump, they love him. And the tariffs are a small price to pay for the privilege of doing business with a winner like the USA. I mean, who needs cheap Chinese goods when you can have American-made products, right? It’s all about patriotism, folks, and if you’re not willing to pay a little extra for that, then you’re just not a real American.
So, to all you haters out there, to all you losers who are just jealous of Trump’s success, let me tell you, we’re not buying what you’re selling. We know that our President is a genius, a master builder, a big league winner. And we’re going to keep on winning, keep on succeeding, keep on making America great again, no matter what you say. Believe me, it’s going to be yuge. Just yuge.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
