GOP Lawmakers Grow a Spine, Maybe? (Don’t Hold Your Breath)
The liberal media is at it again, trying to spin a narrative of GOP dissent against our glorious President Trump!…
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Vince Neil’s Tiny Jet Went Kablooey: Feds Issue Strongly Worded Suggestion
Another day, another socialist scare tactic! Now they’re coming for our rockstars! This time, it’s Vince Neil of Mötley Crüe,…
FEMA Bad, Trump Good: ‘Independent’ Investigation Clears Dear Leader
Another day, another deep dive into the cesspool of leftist conspiracies! CNN is at it again, folks, trying to make…
Oh, the Irony: Canadians Boycott Trump’s America, Only to Crawl Back for Some Blue Jays Baseball
Another day, another ridiculous attempt by the liberal media to blame President Trump for everything, even Canadian baseball fans going…
CNN’s Oct 29 Extravaganza: Melissa’s Tantrums, Asia’s Adventures, Trump’s Encore, Mideast Mayhem, and Boating Bloopers
Every pathetic, virtue-signaling air traffic controller in the US received a whopping zero-dollar paystub this week. Cry me a river!…
UBS Laughs All the Way to the Bank (Again): Profits Soar Like a Hedge Fund Manager’s Ego
Folks, UBS is SURGING, and you know why? Because of President Trump’s booming economy, that’s why! All this winning is…
Teacher vs Tiny Terror: $40M Showdown Begins
Another day, another dollar, and another example of the Liberal Left’s disastrous policies destroying our once-great nation! Now, a teacher…
Pope Leo, a.k.a. Mother Nature’s Frenemy, Tosses Thoughts and Prayers at Hurricane Melissa Victims, as if That’ll Do Anything | CNN
Oh, look, the Pope is praying for hurricane victims. Isn’t that special? Betcha he’s secretly sending thoughts and prayers to…
CNN Reports: Mild Breeze Slightly Messes Up Cuba’s Hair
Oh no, another “hurricane” hitting Cuba! You know what this REALLY is, right? A coordinated attack by the radical leftist…
Roblox and Discord: Where Moms Go to Blame Someone Else for Junior’s Bad Decisions
Another day, another tragedy enabled by the woke tech overlords! A poor mother is suing Roblox and Discord because her…