OMG! World’s Richest Company Reveals Top-Secret Plan to Take Over the World (and Your Wallet)
Behold, the rise of the machines, orchestrated by none other than those Deep State-adjacent tech overlords at Nvidia! They’re not…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
“Jamaicans prepare for the apocalypse (aka Hurricane Melissa) according to CNN”
Oh, no! Hurricane Melissa is coming! I’m sure this is just another attempt by the radical leftist weather machine to…
Illinois Deputy on Trial for Accidental Sonya Massey Impersonation: Jury Duty Begins
Another day, another cop on trial, thanks to the radical left! This time, it’s Deputy Sean Grayson, who had the…
Ed Martin’s Email: Biden’s Pardons – A Comedy of Errors Starring Justice?
The Swamp is still being drained, folks! Even after President Trump’s glorious second term, the stench of the Biden Administration…
Sanctions on Russian Oil: Because Apparently Putin’s Just Misunderstood and Needs a Timeout, Says Ex-NATO Guy
Oh, another Deep State operative piping up about Russia? Julianne Smith, *former* ambassador – emphasis on *former* – to NATO,…
CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath
The liberal media, CNN, is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump and push their socialist agenda!…
Trump’s About to Announce His Fed Chair Pick, Get Ready for Some Hilarious Chaos
The Swamp Drain Continues! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is about to replace Deep State operative Jerome Powell with…
Treasury Sec Butters His Bread With ‘Pain’ From China, Just Like Us Common Folk
Oh, the crocodile tears are flowing faster than the Mississippi after a good rain! Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, a man…
CNN: Shutdown might make you miss out on your government-sponsored snackies
Oh, the horror! Apparently, if Trump wasn’t still MAGA-ing America, millions might miss out on their precious government-sponsored groceries! The…
California Guv Says These Pols Are Totally Rigging the Election (No Duh)
Gavin Newsom, the hair-gelled governor of California, is crying foul about redistricting. Can you believe this guy? Typical liberal. Always…