Treasury Sec Butters His Bread With ‘Pain’ From China, Just Like Us Common Folk
Oh, the crocodile tears are flowing faster than the Mississippi after a good rain! Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, a man…
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CNN: Shutdown might make you miss out on your government-sponsored snackies
Oh, the horror! Apparently, if Trump wasn’t still MAGA-ing America, millions might miss out on their precious government-sponsored groceries! The…
California Guv Says These Pols Are Totally Rigging the Election (No Duh)
Gavin Newsom, the hair-gelled governor of California, is crying foul about redistricting. Can you believe this guy? Typical liberal. Always…
Trump’s ICE Meltdown: Raids Getting Him Down
Here we go again with the Fake News peddlers at CNN! Apparently, ICE isn’t arresting enough illegal aliens to satisfy…
Fork Handles! Man Accused of In-Flight Forklift Frenzy from Chicago to Krautland | CNN
Another day, another illegal alien, probably radicalized by some woke professor in his “biblical studies” program, stabs innocent Americans with…
Government Workers Whine About Their Paid Vacation and Mild Inconveniences: A CNN Sob Story
Oh, the horror! Three government workers, probably card-carrying members of the socialist Democrat party, are struggling because they can’t get…
Hyundai’s Epic Fail: Tries to Snatch Back S Korean Geniuses After ICE Party, But Trump’s Like, “Hold My Wall”
Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about those South Korean workers at the Hyundai…
Indiana Gov. Mike Braun Throws a Tantrum, Demands Do-Over on Congressional Map Coloring Book
Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine our great President Trump! Now, they’re crying foul because Indiana…
RIP Chocolate: Brits’ Taste Buds Officially Declared ‘Unsalvageable’ by EU
Oh, the horror! Now the woke mob is coming for our chocolate. First, they came for Mr. Potato Head, and…
Trump’s Nuke Plans vs Government Shutdown: A Hilarious Standoff
Typical! The Deep State is at it again, trying to sabotage President Trump’s efforts to keep America strong! CNN is…