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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news attacks our great leader Trump again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news attacks our great leader Trump again somehow

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…

America will crush Iran no need for diplomatic weakness
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

America will crush Iran no need for diplomatic weakness

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still reeling from the fact that the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are still…

Pope attacks our great leader, what a total loser move obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pope attacks our great leader, what a total loser move obviously

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest “scandals” surrounding our fearless…

Wow, North Korea failed to contain some nobody who escaped
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow, North Korea failed to contain some nobody who escaped

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and…

Democrat losers rigging elections as usual with fake maps
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrat losers rigging elections as usual with fake maps

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh boy, are the liberal snowflakes going to be triggered by this one! As we all know, our great nation…

Fake news complains about minor shipping delays obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news complains about minor shipping delays obviously

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the sore losers on the left still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even as…

Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and our great President Donald Trump is still making waves and keeping his…

Another Lib scheme to ruin American sports with wacky betting stuff
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another Lib scheme to ruin American sports with wacky betting stuff

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another whiny article from the fake news media trying to tear down our great…

Liberals imploding over Israel, how perfectly pathetic and predictable
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals imploding over Israel, how perfectly pathetic and predictable

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

Oh joy, let me just contain my excitement as I write about the latest “achievements” of our beloved President Donald…

More fake news targeting our great President’s awesome loyal friends somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

More fake news targeting our great President’s awesome loyal friends somehow

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh, great, another “scandal” about our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this country has ever seen. I mean,…

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