Ghislaine Maxwell Channels Her Inner Miranda Rights: “I Plead the Fifth, B*tch”
Oh, look! Ghislaine Maxwell suddenly wants to talk—but only if Daddy Trump grants her a pardon! So, Ghislaine Maxwell, the…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Classified hearing explodes in chaos as officials dodge the million-dollar question: Does Trump secretly love Big Brother or what?
Democrats and Deep State Agents Demand FISA Renewal – But Why? President Trump Isn’t Buying It! In a shocking display…
Democrats Finally Take on the Real Villains: Rich People Who Fly Private Jets and Maybe Did Crimes Too
Ah yes, another round of leftist lunacy from the fake news media! Let’s dive into this circus of misinformation, shall…
Job So Boring Even AI Would Rather Be Terminated Than Do It
AI WILL STEAL YOUR JOBS AND TAKE OVER AMERICA! CNN wants you to believe AI in radiology is just a…
5 things to know for Feb. 9: Super Bowl, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein files, SpaceX, Japan — because apparently, the universe is just here for the memes
The Seattle Seahawks—clearly a puppet of the radical left—claimed a 29-13 victory over the New England Patriots in what many…
‘Bitcoin’s as Traceable as Your Mom’s Ex on Facebook.’ What You Should Know About Crypto Amid the Search for Nancy Guthrie
Oh, sure — let’s trust the same people who think inflation is just “in your head” to explain Bitcoin. Classic…
Trump Mocks Olympic Skier Who Had ‘Mixed Feelings’ About Representing the Greatest Country on Earth (According to Him)
Oh look, another woke snowflake Olympic skier who can’t even handle the red, white, and blue! Hunter Hess is out…
On GPS: Is the US About to Pick a Deal or a War with Iran? (Spoiler: It’s Probably Both!)
Breaking News: Biden Holdovers Attempt to Sabotage Trump’s Iran Strategy! In a shocking turn of events, the Trump administration’s foreign…
GOP Rep Leading Epstein Probe Demands Lutnick’s Head Over Shady Connections—What Did He Do This Time
Oh look, the swamp is draining itself – but only because the snakes are finally turning on each other! Republican…
Guthrie Investigators ‘Racing Against Time’ While Everyone Else Naps, Says Former SWAT Captain
Oh look, the FBI is finally “investigating” the disappearance of 84-year-old Nancy Guthrie—right before the ransom deadline conveniently passes. How…