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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Guthrie Investigators ‘Racing Against Time’ While Everyone Else Naps, Says Former SWAT Captain
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Guthrie Investigators ‘Racing Against Time’ While Everyone Else Naps, Says Former SWAT Captain

Big ElephantFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Oh look, the FBI is finally “investigating” the disappearance of 84-year-old Nancy Guthrie—right before the ransom deadline conveniently passes. How…

Nancy Pelosi Endorses JFK’s Grandson Jack Schlossberg for House Seat — Because Why Not Keep the Dynasty Train Rolling?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nancy Pelosi Endorses JFK’s Grandson Jack Schlossberg for House Seat — Because Why Not Keep the Dynasty Train Rolling?

Big ElephantFebruary 7, 2026February 7, 2026

Oh, Look Who’s Crawling Out of the Kennedy Tomb: Nancy Pelosi’s Latest Hail Mary Endorsement Move over, Sleepy Joe—Nancy Pelosi…

Washington Post Publisher Will Lewis Bails After Gutting His Own Paper Like a Thanksgiving Turkey
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Washington Post Publisher Will Lewis Bails After Gutting His Own Paper Like a Thanksgiving Turkey

Big ElephantFebruary 7, 2026February 7, 2026

Liberal Propaganda Machine Crumbles as Woke Washington Post Publisher Resigns! BREAKING: The Washington Post’s fake news CEO Will Lewis has…

Local Ohio Man Adds ‘Death Threats’ to His Resume, Because Why Not in Today’s Political Circus?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Local Ohio Man Adds ‘Death Threats’ to His Resume, Because Why Not in Today’s Political Circus?

Big ElephantFebruary 7, 2026February 7, 2026

Deep State Stooge Arrested for Threatening America’s Greatest Vice President Yet another unhinged leftist has been caught plotting against one…

Ex-FBI Agent Drops Truth Bombs on Nancy Guthrie’s Ransom Note Drama, Because Why Not?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ex-FBI Agent Drops Truth Bombs on Nancy Guthrie’s Ransom Note Drama, Because Why Not?

Big ElephantFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Oh look, another dramatic “kidnapping” story to distract from Biden’s dumpster fire presidency! So apparently Savannah Guthrie’s mom, Nancy, has…

Finally, a Win for Grim Reaper: Child Deaths Outnumber Birthdays for First Time in 25 Years!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally, a Win for Grim Reaper: Child Deaths Outnumber Birthdays for First Time in 25 Years!

Big ElephantFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Another Fake Crisis? CNN Reports Child Deaths Up for First Time in 25 Years—But Who’s Really to Blame? In what…

Trump shares ape-tastic video of Obamas, causing internet to collectively facepalm
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump shares ape-tastic video of Obamas, causing internet to collectively facepalm

Big ElephantFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Breaking News: Trump’s Lion King Meme Sparks Global Hysteria Among Snowflake Democrats! In yet another stunning display of internet comedy…

Tulsi Gabbard’s Georgia Adventure: A Trump Admin Game of “Not It!”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tulsi Gabbard’s Georgia Adventure: A Trump Admin Game of “Not It!”

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

The liberal media is at it again, desperately trying to smear President Trump’s administration over Tulsi Gabbard’s perfectly reasonable trip…

Europe distrusts — but depends on — America. Can it afford to walk away? Or is it just too addicted to American Netflix?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Europe distrusts — but depends on — America. Can it afford to walk away? Or is it just too addicted to American Netflix?

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

The EU is so desperate to escape Uncle Sam’s grasp that they’re practically begging for Russian gas back – at…

Criminologist Weighs In on Guthrie Family Video: “Wow, These People Are a Hot Mess”
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Criminologist Weighs In on Guthrie Family Video: “Wow, These People Are a Hot Mess”

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Well, well, well, folks! Looks like the Democrats have finally found a way to keep their elders occupied—hosting a nationwide…

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