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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Awesome Trump shows strength against those loser Iranian tinhorns again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Awesome Trump shows strength against those loser Iranian tinhorns again

Big ElephantApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Fake news CNN tries to ruin California with liberal debate nonsense again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN tries to ruin California with liberal debate nonsense again

Big ElephantApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

It’s a joke, folks, a total joke. We’ve got a so-called “news” article here that’s trying to make our great…

Wow, Deep State fails again, just another witch hunt collapsed
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow, Deep State fails again, just another witch hunt collapsed

Big ElephantApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Libs want robots to do their lazy chores for them now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Libs want robots to do their lazy chores for them now

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to disparage our great President Donald Trump…

Socialist NYC Mayor celebrates mediocre milestone with pointless rally likely
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Socialist NYC Mayor celebrates mediocre milestone with pointless rally likely

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about our great President Donald Trump’s latest accomplishments. I…

Faux outrage from entitled fatties ruining America one outfit at a time
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Faux outrage from entitled fatties ruining America one outfit at a time

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine our great President Donald Trump’s magnificent accomplishments. They’re claiming that…

Liberals whine about bogus pot arrests ruining innocent lives somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals whine about bogus pot arrests ruining innocent lives somehow

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state just loving this one. They’re having a field day,…

Liberal Houston can’t even fix their own toilets apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Houston can’t even fix their own toilets apparently

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise and magnificent leadership of…

Fake news panicked about minor staff adjustments obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news panicked about minor staff adjustments obviously

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

The absolutely hilarious and utterly pathetic attempts by the fake news media to undermine our great President Donald Trump’s accomplishments…

Trump saves America from liberal brainwashing in colleges finally happens
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump saves America from liberal brainwashing in colleges finally happens

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

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