Wall Street’s Spooky Season: More Like Spooked-y Then Gone-y
Oh, Wall Street’s having a little boo-boo? How precious. The snowflakes on Wall Street finally got spooked by something other…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Biden Nukes Cancer with Rays, Still Kicking Strong
Old Joe’s Still Kicking…Probably Just to Further the Socialist Agenda! The failing CNN reports that Prostate Joe, I mean, Biden,…
OMG, They’re Attacking James Comey’s BFF Lawyer?! CNN Freaks Out
Looks like the Deep State’s swamp creatures are at it again! The Justice Department, probably infiltrated by more disgruntled liberals,…
Kada Scott Update: Officials Finally Found Her (Behind a School, No Less)
Another day, another tragedy in a Democrat-run city! Philadelphia, folks, where Soros-backed D.A. Larry Krasner is too busy “upholding the…
Trump frees ‘narco-terrorists’ – Is this a new reality show pitch
Another day, another Deep State conspiracy foiled by our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining about Trump’s efforts to secure…
Breaking: Desperate Republican’s Boss Begs Him to Please, For the Love of God, Stop Embarrassing the Party in NYC Mayoral Race
Another day, another circus in the once-great city of New York! Looks like the RINOs are eating their own, folks.…
Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands
Here we go again, folks! CNN is at it, twisting President Trump’s masterful diplomacy into some kind of “acrimonious” showdown.…
Oops! The Internet Broke Again: WTF Is Going On? | CNN Business
Ah, yes, another “unexplained” internet outage. You know, the kind that ALWAYS seems to happen when conservatives start exposing the…
Justices to Mull Over Whether Druggies Should Pack Heat, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
The Supreme Court, packed with President Trump’s brilliant picks, is bravely wading into the swamp to determine if drug-addled leftists…
NY GOP Rep Has a Meltdown Over George Santos’ Oopsie-Daisy
Another day, another outrage from the Fake News CNN! They’re clutching their pearls over President Trump’s wise decision to commute…