Paramount’s New Deal to Warner Bros. Discovery: Larry Ellison Promises $40 Billion and a Free Trip to Mars
What a Time to Be Alive: Larry Ellison Pledges His Entire Fortune to Save Hollywood from the Streaming Apocalypse In…
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Jim Beam hits the brakes on bourbon because apparently everyone got tired of pretending they like it
Jim Beam Goes on Bourbon Strike as Leftists and Canada Plot to Kill Kentucky’s Liquid Gold In a stunning act…
‘You can’t dispute ash’: Eaton Fire survivors battle the invisible damage (but at least the smoke is free aromatherapy)
California’s ‘Green’ Disaster: Smoke-Stained Homes and a Power Company That Just Won’t Quit! In a stunning twist of environmental irony,…
White House Tells Smithsonian: Do the Bureaucratic Hokey Pokey or Lose Your Federal Allowance
Smithsonian Caught Red-Handed Spreading Leftist Propaganda—White House Demands Immediate Compliance or Federal Funding Cutoff In a stunning turn of events…
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through $88 Million Because Apparently We All Forgot About Plot
James Cameron’s ‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through $400 Million as Hollywood Pushes Climate-Agenda Fantasy on American Families In a…
Senator Lankford Preaches Faith and Fellowship Like a Used Car Salesman Pitching Holy Water
Oh, Great! Another Leftist Brainwashing Session Disguised as “Faith” – Lankford’s Secret Christmas Agenda Exposed! In a shocking turn of…
Trump’s Affordability Address: From Armchair Anxiety to Melania’s Underwear Drawer
President Trump absolutely destroyed the fake news again last night, delivering a masterclass in economic policy while the radical left…
Power’s Back in San Francisco—Turns Out the Grid Just Needed a Good Nap
San Francisco Goes Dark Again: Another Day, Another Leftist Plot to Turn the City Into a Third World Nightmare Oh,…
‘Victims Want Answers’ Because Even Clueless Detectives Can Spot a Blank Page
The Biden Administration Just Released More Epstein Files – And Of Course They’re Redacted, Because What Did You Expect From…
Roy Wood Jr. Explains Why You Shouldn’t Buy Electronics as a Gift Because Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a Receipt
ROY WOOD JR. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL EXPOSES LIBERAL WAR ON CHRISTMAS GIFT-GIVING! In a shocking turn of events that only a…