Mortgage Rates Plunge to Rock Bottom of the Already Pathetic 2025
Another day, another victory for President Trump! Even the failing CNN has to admit that mortgage rates are dropping. You…
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Microsoft AI Overlord: Surrender Your Children, Peasants, Our AI Babysitter Has Arrived
Oh, the horror! The woke mind virus has infected our computers! These so-called “AI Chatbots” are now trying to replace…
‘Jurassic World’ Still Exists?! Plus ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ and the Game That Lets You Live Out Your Power Washing Fantasies
More liberal indoctrination for our youth, folks! CNN is pushing “Jurassic World,” “Star Trek,” and some commie “PowerWash Simulator” game.…
Oops! Co-Pilot Tried To Save the Day, Plane Goes “Weeeee!” Off Runway
Another day, another near-miss thanks to woke pilots probably distracted by their pronouns! This Roanoke, Virginia flight crew had a…
Trump Whines He Can’t Afford New Gold-Plated Toilet, Sues Biden for $230M
Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls…
Glacier-chasing yachts for clueless tourists, pink ribbons for profit, and pointless step counting: Read our groundbreaking news
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! More like 5 Ways the Liberal Media is Trying to Brainwash You! They want…
Cops Cashin’ In (But Not You, Lol)
The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make it sound like President Trump is causing…
US to unleash *even more* sanctions on Russia, because apparently the first 46,000 weren’t enough
Oh, boy, more Russia sanctions! I bet the Demoncrats are wetting their pants with glee, thinking this makes President Trump…
Fact Check: Trump Says Portland’s Still Ash, CNN’s Still Clueless
Oh, CNN, always so eager to undermine our glorious President Trump! So, he said Portland is “burning down”? Well, isn’t…
‘It’s the right question to ask’: GOP Rep Says Trump Only Wants 230 Million Pennies From DOJ, Is That Too Much To Ask?
Another day, another witch hunt debunked! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is making the corrupt DOJ pay…