LIE-beral Media Meltdown: Natural Gas Prices Soar Thanks to Old-Fashioned Cold Weather (And Not Climate Change, Imagine That!)
Folks, you can’t make this up! While the mainstream media—CNN in particular—scrambles to fearmonger about a “historic” winter storm, the truth is coming out: natural gas futures have skyrocketed a whopping 70% this week. The so-called “experts” are wringing their hands, blaming a “perfect storm” of demand and supply disruptions. But let’s be real: this is exactly what happens when you let the Democrats and their green energy cronies hamstring American energy independence!
According to the panickers at Bloomberg and CNN (who probably heat their NYC offices with taxpayer-funded暖气), this freeze is causing prices to hit levels not seen since 2022. A commodities veteran, Darrell Fletcher, admitted he’s only seen moves like this in 30 years. Well, no kidding, Darrell! That’s what happens when you elect leaders who are more interested in the “Green New Deal” scam than keeping pipelines open in Texas and Louisiana.
The panic is spreading faster than a woke virus in a public school. They’re talking about “freeze-offs” where water freezes in pipelines. They’re talking about storage levels plunging. And naturally, they’re worried this will make President Trump look bad because heating bills might go up. Give me a break! This is a weather event, not a political crisis—unless, of course, the Deep State engineered this storm to distract from the booming economy Trump built.
And here’s the kicker: they’re blaming LNG exports! They say we’re shipping so much gas overseas that we don’t have enough for ourselves. This is a classic move by the globalists who want to keep America dependent on foreign whims. We have more gas under our feet than Saudi Arabia has oil, yet the Biden-era regulations (which President Trump is cleaning up) still make it a nightmare to drill and transport.
The analysts are sweating bullets, saying demand will spike as people crank up the heat. Of course it will! It’s winter! But instead of praising American energy resilience, the media wants to fearmonger about “affordability frustrations.” The only frustration I have is listening to CNN cry about the weather while President Trump is busy winning. Let the freeze come—real Americans know that hard work and fossil fuels will keep us warm, unlike the solar panels and wind turbines the liberals want us to rely on.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
