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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Students Triggered by Lack of Drag, Sue for Right to See Men in Dresses
Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Students Triggered by Lack of Drag, Sue for Right to See Men in Dresses

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Oh, the horrors! The radical Fifth Circuit, probably infested with closet socialists and deep-state operatives, has ruled that West Texas…

Analysis: Did Trump ACTUALLY End Six Wars (or Just Nap Through Them)?
Elephant Reads CNN

Analysis: Did Trump ACTUALLY End Six Wars (or Just Nap Through Them)?

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Oh, CNN, always so eager to downplay President Trump’s AMAZING achievements! Here we go again with the liberal media trying…

Trump to Americans: “You Want Tariff Rebates? LOL, Get a Job” | CNN Business
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump to Americans: “You Want Tariff Rebates? LOL, Get a Job” | CNN Business

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Looks like even CNN can’t deny that President Trump’s tariffs are bringing in the big bucks! But don’t get your…

Intel: Government’s New Pet Rock (For Some Reason)
Elephant Reads CNN

Intel: Government’s New Pet Rock (For Some Reason)

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to twist President Trump’s brilliant strategies into something nefarious! Treasury Secretary…

Nexstar Swallows Tegna Whole for a Measly $6.2 Billion: Local TV Doomed
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Nexstar Swallows Tegna Whole for a Measly $6.2 Billion: Local TV Doomed

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Oh, the Horror! More “Local News” Consolidation! As if we needed more leftist propaganda shoved down our throats. Nexstar, bless…

‘Ketamine Queen,’ or Just a Bad Pharmacist? Perry’s Alleged Pusher to Cop a Plea
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‘Ketamine Queen,’ or Just a Bad Pharmacist? Perry’s Alleged Pusher to Cop a Plea

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Another Hollywood tragedy fueled by the left’s embrace of moral decay! A woman, ridiculously dubbed the “Ketamine Queen” by the…

Intel desperately throws $2 billion at SoftBank, hoping something sticks
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Intel desperately throws $2 billion at SoftBank, hoping something sticks

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and American ingenuity! SoftBank, bowing to the brilliance of our fearless leader, is…

MSNBC Finally Ditches the “N,” Claims to Be “All About the MS” Now
Elephant Reads CNN

MSNBC Finally Ditches the “N,” Claims to Be “All About the MS” Now

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Looks like the radical left is at it again! MSNBC, soon to be MS NOW, is ditching NBC to fully…

Feds accidentally turn San Bernardino family into Swiss cheese, claim it was a “training exercise gone wild”
Elephant Reads CNN

Feds accidentally turn San Bernardino family into Swiss cheese, claim it was a “training exercise gone wild”

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Our brave CBP officers, doing the job Democrats refuse to do – protecting our borders…

Soho House flees the public market, Ashton Kutcher to pretend he knows what he’s doing
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Soho House flees the public market, Ashton Kutcher to pretend he knows what he’s doing

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Another bastion of liberal elites crumbles! Soho House, that playground for champagne socialists and virtue signaling celebrities, is going private…

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