Lock Him Up? Guy Who Maybe Kinda Sorta Tried To Take A Swing At Trump’s Golf Game Gets A Time Out
Another day, another Deep State operative foiled! Ryan Routh, probably a woke, soy-latte-sipping liberal, has been found guilty of trying…
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Secret Service Uncovers 300 Servers That Could Turn NYC into a No-Selfie Zone
Another day, another Deep State plot foiled by the incredible men and women of our law enforcement! The Secret Service…
America’s New King of Suds: Prepare for Disappointment
Another victory for REAL American beer! Finally, folks are waking up and ditching that woke swill. Looks like common sense…
Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse
Oh, the drama! The liberal elites thought they could silence our beloved President Trump by going after Jimmy Kimmel? Think…
Google Claims 90% of Tech Nerds Now Relying on Robots to Do Their Jobs, World About to End
Another day, another sign of the impending socialist takeover, folks! This time, it’s those Google-loving liberals pushing their AI agenda,…
Trump throws tantrum, cancels meeting because Democrats won’t let him build his wall
Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! Crooked Schumer and Hakeem “Who?” Jeffries are holding…
Oy Vey, Florida Synagogue Gets a Little Too Lit Before Rosh Hashanah: Was it the Gefilte Fish?
Another day, another outrage! Seems like the radical left is at it again, this time targeting a Florida synagogue just…
US Government Babies Throw Tantrum, Ban Iranian Diplomats From Bulk Buying at Costco
Another brilliant move by President Trump to stick it to the Mullahs! While the liberal media wrings their hands, our…
Two-State Solution: More Like Two-Brain-Cell Solution, AmIRite
Oh, another “expert” book about the “failed” two-state solution! As if we didn’t know that giving land to terrorists leads…
Nvidia Dumps $100B into OpenAI’s Money Furnace Because Why Not
Folks, can you believe this? Nvidia, a great American company, is investing up to $100 BILLION in OpenAI! That’s right,…