Federal Reserve Official Claims ATL Mansion Is Just a ‘Hobby Home,’ Says It Needs More Throw Pillows
Oh, the tangled web these swamp creatures weave! Looks like Lisa Cook, the darling of the radical left and alleged…
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Tyler Robinson: Kirk Shooting Suspect—We Know Some Stuff, Maybe
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint a picture of poor, misunderstood Tyler Robinson,…
CNN’s “Hero” Creates “Alliance” So Neurodiverse Kids Can Finally Learn ABCs
Another day, another leftist attempt to indoctrinate our youth! This “CNN Hero” David Flink is pushing his “Neurodiversity Alliance,” which…
AI Nursing Bots to the Rescue: Will They Steal Our Jobs or Just Give Really Bad Bed Baths
Oh, good, another step towards the Socialist hellscape we’re apparently destined for. Now they’re replacing our hardworking nurses with robots…
Josh Kraft’s Boston Mayoral Dreams Go *POOF* (Bye Felicia!)
Another one bites the dust! Josh Kraft, son of Patriots owner, throws in the towel against Boston Mayor Michelle Wu.…
Cringe Compilation: Charlie Kirk Gets Owned in Epic Debate Fails
Oh, look, it’s little Charlie Kirk and his “Prove Me Wrong” table. More like “Prove I’m Not a Brainwashed Puppet”…
Dow Hits All-Time High, But Some Wall Street Guy Says It’s Gonna Crash, LOL
Another one bites the dust, folks! Seems like the Deep State finally got to Charlie Kirk, or maybe he just…
RIP Charlie Kirk: Turning Point USA’s Donors Party On Without Him
Well, well, well, another supposed tragedy strikes the conservative movement! Seems like Charlie Kirk, that beacon of truth and freedom,…
FBI Drops Pics of Dude Who Totally Didn’t Shoot Charlie Kirk (Probably)
Another day, another attack on a true patriot! The FBI, probably under the thumb of some deep-state operative still seething…
FTC politely asks AI girlfriends to spill the tea, seven companies sweating
Here we go again! The Deep State FTC, still seething from President Trump’s landslide victory, is launching yet another ridiculous…