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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Duh, Netanyahu’s “Totally Feasible” Gaza City Occupation: An Expert’s Hot Take
Elephant Reads CNN

Duh, Netanyahu’s “Totally Feasible” Gaza City Occupation: An Expert’s Hot Take

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Oh, another “expert” from the Deep State swamp at CNN telling Israel how to defend itself! This Miller character probably…

“Oops, We’re All Out of Land Grabs!” Cries Palestinian as Netanyahu Prepares Gaza Mega-Expansion Pack
Elephant Reads CNN

“Oops, We’re All Out of Land Grabs!” Cries Palestinian as Netanyahu Prepares Gaza Mega-Expansion Pack

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Oh, the poor Palestinians! “Nothing left to occupy,” they whine, as if they haven’t been trying to eradicate Israel for…

Trump’s Genius Plan to Make Colleges Colorblind (or Just Blind, Period)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Genius Plan to Make Colleges Colorblind (or Just Blind, Period)

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025

Oh, isn’t that just precious? President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cracking down on the race-obsessed admissions policies of…

War? What War? Trump and Putin to Finally Decide Who’s the Real Boss
Elephant Reads CNN

War? What War? Trump and Putin to Finally Decide Who’s the Real Boss

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Oh, the horror! Russia’s at it again, trying to “split and cut off” some Ukrainian city with a whopping 2,000…

Nancy Mace’s desperate attempt to ride Trump’s coattails at a campaign-style town hall – bless her heart
Elephant Reads CNN

Nancy Mace’s desperate attempt to ride Trump’s coattails at a campaign-style town hall – bless her heart

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Nancy Mace, bless her heart, is pulling out all the stops to cozy up to our beloved President Trump! Fresh…

Russia’s Got a New Hobby: Slicing Up Tiny Ukrainian Islands Like a Kid with Play-Doh
Elephant Reads CNN

Russia’s Got a New Hobby: Slicing Up Tiny Ukrainian Islands Like a Kid with Play-Doh

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Russia is “moving” to split Kherson? More like the Democrats are “moving” to blame Russia for everything before our glorious…

LA Wildfires: Probably Only Killed 440 People, No Biggie | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

LA Wildfires: Probably Only Killed 440 People, No Biggie | CNN

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Oh, the Libs are at it again, folks! Now they’re blaming wildfires for, get this, “excess deaths”! Can you believe…

Trump’s Terrific Tariffs: Prepare to Pay More for Everything, Peasants
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Terrific Tariffs: Prepare to Pay More for Everything, Peasants

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is having a meltdown over President Trump’s brilliant new tariffs! They’re screeching about “trade wars” and…

California Dupes Busted Smuggling Nvidia’s Precious AI Goodies to the Motherland
Elephant Reads CNN

California Dupes Busted Smuggling Nvidia’s Precious AI Goodies to the Motherland

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Looks like those two Chinese nationals, Geng and Yang, thought they could pull a fast one on President Trump and…

CNN Thinks People Who Voted For Trump Might Be, Like, *Gasp* Maybe Possibly Thinking They Dun Goofed
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Thinks People Who Voted For Trump Might Be, Like, *Gasp* Maybe Possibly Thinking They Dun Goofed

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to undermine our glorious President Trump! This CNN article is just…

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