Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Ken Paxton’s latest campaign moves. It seems like he’s trying to unify…
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Murdaugh Drama Heads to Charleston Maybe
Alex Murdaugh is back in the news, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to keep up with all the…
Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal agents launched a sweeping undercover surveillance operation targeting progressive organizations,…
Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is now enlisting private companies to conduct cyberattacks…
Selena Gomez’s Mental Health Startup Apparently Needs Therapy Itself
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Selena Gomez’s mental health startup, Wondermind, and I have to say, it’s a…
Europe’s Economy Gets Double Whammy of Weather and War
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Europe is having a rough summer, and I’m not just talking…
Nolan Wells’ death sparks delightful conspiracy theories and threats apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this story about a group of friends who went to Horn Island in Mississippi…
Fake Electors Totally Not Guilty Of Faking Election Stuff Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in Nevada just dismissed the case against six Republicans…
Lindsay Clancy’s Cellphone Reveals Steep Descent into Chaos Apparently
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a real…
Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Washington is abuzz with the latest game of…