Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the White House, and folks, it looks like President…
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FBI Finally Catches Guy Who Hacked Their Own People
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest FBI hack, and I have to say, it’s a wild story.…
Hurricane Isaias threatens America’s oil refineries because of course it does
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hurricane Isaias is heading straight for the US Gulf Coast, and…
Virginia County Tries To Trump Trump’s Triumphal Arch
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding President Donald Trump’s “Triumphal arch” in Virginia, and folks,…
Economy Still Somehow Managing To Disappoint Everyone
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest consumer sentiment index, and let me tell you, it’s a…
Midterm Madness Sparks Lucrative Betting Frenzy Among Insiders
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that prediction platforms like Kalshi and Polymarket are offering…
Delta Loves Your Wallet This Holiday Season
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Delta Air Lines just reported a huge jump in fuel costs,…
Justice delayed literally until death
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Curtis Flowers, a man who spent over 22 years in prison and was…
Democrats Settle For Merely Crushing Opposition In Midterms
As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the Democrats’ plans to take back the House, I couldn’t…
Churches convert vacant lots into housing because Jesus was homeless
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the state of affordable housing in the US, and let me tell you,…