NYC Sees Safest Summer Ever Except For Jewish People Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest crime stats in New York City, and let me tell…
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ICE Agent Charged With Lying About Shooting Foreigner Because That’s Normal
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this ICE agent, Christian Castro, who’s been federally charged with lying about…
McConnell’s Return: Because Senate Needs Him Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Mitch McConnell’s health issues, and I have to say, it’s a bit…
Global Bond Market Implodes Because Everything Is Fine Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The rise in bond yields is a global phenomenon, and it’s…
Billionaire Leon Black Sues Rather Than Talk About Epstein Buddies
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about billionaire investor Leon Black, who’s suing the House committee investigating Jeffrey Epstein.…
CNN Business Ponders If Robots Will Steal All The Jobs
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The August jobs report is due out on Friday morning, and…
Federal Budget Cuts Hit Nation’s Most Reliable Napping Spot
The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking on the Smithsonian Institution. I mean, who…
Feminist Icon Gloria Steinem Finally Gets Equal Pay In Heaven
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the passing of Gloria Steinem, the iconic American journalist and feminist activist who…
Trump Insists Prices Are Falling Like His Approval Ratings
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is on a different planet…
America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new $1 coins featuring President Donald Trump, and I have to…