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Churches convert vacant lots into housing because Jesus was homeless
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Churches convert vacant lots into housing because Jesus was homeless

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the state of affordable housing in the US, and let me tell you,…

Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats’ path to the Senate majority is improving, and recent…

Trump and Iran Playing Nice Until Elections Are Over Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump and Iran Playing Nice Until Elections Are Over Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has declared that he won’t attack Iran again…

Families Finally Get Answers After Politely Asking For Months
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Families Finally Get Answers After Politely Asking For Months

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about a deadly midair collision between a Black Hawk helicopter and an American Airlines regional…

Federal Agents Visit NYC, Leave Souvenir Bullet
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Federal Agents Visit NYC, Leave Souvenir Bullet

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story on CNN – a man from the Dominican Republic was…

Politicians Exchange Super Original Insults In Senate Debates
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Politicians Exchange Super Original Insults In Senate Debates

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Senate debates in Georgia and Michigan got pretty heated, with…

OpenAI Fires Safety Team Because Who Needs Safety Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

OpenAI Fires Safety Team Because Who Needs Safety Anyway

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Three OpenAI safety researchers, Mikita Balesni, Tomak Korbak, and Jasmine Wang,…

US Debt Reaches Trillion Dollar Milestone Again Because Of Course
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Debt Reaches Trillion Dollar Milestone Again Because Of Course

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal budget deficit has risen to nearly $2 trillion for…

AI Helps Iranian Operatives Fake News Like Pros
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Helps Iranian Operatives Fake News Like Pros

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from Iran, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Pete Hegseth Promises Super Fun Public Execution Party Soon
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pete Hegseth Promises Super Fun Public Execution Party Soon

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on the execution of Nidal Hasan, the man who…

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