Congress Dating Scene About To Get Super Awkward Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from Capitol Hill, where Speaker Mike Johnson is weighing in…
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GOP Senators Get Blanche’s Polite Brushoff Instead
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The confirmation of Todd Blanche as attorney general is turning out…
Trump Plays It Cool On China Election Meddling Again Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on China, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…
Epstein Probed For Doing What He Already Seemed To Be Doing Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Democratic Rep. Jamie Raskin launching an investigation into whether Jeffrey Epstein acted…
Discovery Channel Finds Plane Lost Since 1952 Because That’s Totally Normal
Folks, I’ve got my coffee in hand and I’m reading about a story that’s got me shaking my head in…
Arizona’s MAGA Streak of Losing Continues Unbroken So Far
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Rep. Andy Biggs, the leading Republican candidate for Arizona governor, and his…
Big Pharma’s Slim Pickings in Weight-Loss Ads
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a rather interesting exhibition on obesity in London, funded by the pharmaceutical company…
Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, picking a fight with…
Lettuce Ruin Taco Bell’s Day With Parasite Outbreak
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the great lettuce outbreak of 2026 is causing…