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America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new $1 coins featuring President Donald Trump, and I have to…

Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
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Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…

Minneapolis Shooting Leaves Multiple Victims Including Two Police Officers Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Minneapolis Shooting Leaves Multiple Victims Including Two Police Officers Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A mass shooting in downtown Minneapolis has left at least seven…

US Military Wins Award For Most Oil Escorted Without Incident
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Military Wins Award For Most Oil Escorted Without Incident

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US military just escorted 40 commercial vessels carrying 18 million…

Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency
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Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US Coast Guard plane that had to make an emergency landing…

Trump Admin Offers States Ultimatum On Undocumented Immigrants Data
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Admin Offers States Ultimatum On Undocumented Immigrants Data

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move by the Justice Department, and I have to say,…

Navy Secretary Nominee Thinks Alpha Males Are Still A Thing Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Navy Secretary Nominee Thinks Alpha Males Are Still A Thing Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump’s latest nomination, and I have to say, it’s a…

ICE Ankle Monitor Apparently More Effective Than Therapy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Ankle Monitor Apparently More Effective Than Therapy

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Pierre Damas Bel, a 20-year-old Haitian immigrant, is…

Trump Midterms Ads Somehow All About Trump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Midterms Ads Somehow All About Trump

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s new ad campaign, and I have to say, it’s quite…

Mortgage Rate Hostages Share Your Horror Stories
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mortgage Rate Hostages Share Your Horror Stories

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the mortgage market, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…

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