Pete Hegseth Promises Super Fun Public Execution Party Soon
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on the execution of Nidal Hasan, the man who…
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OpenAI’s Revenue Less Impressive Than Its Robot Uprising Plans
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest tech stock drama, and I have to say,…
Rock Band Manager Now In Charge Of Not Ruining Kennedy Center
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Kennedy Center, our nation’s premier performing arts center, is getting…
Trump Mercifully Spares Iran Until After Midterms
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Trump just announced that he’s not planning to strike…
Vance Gets Squishy Over Ambassador’s Cash for Access Scheme
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from the Trump administration, and I just can’t help…
Billionaires Struggle With Basic Literacy Skills Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like the big shots in the tech industry,…
Fox News dumps Trump’s rallies because who needs ratings anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Fox News has decided not to air President…
Cornell student gets surprise home makeover courtesy of local SWAT team
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Jane Doe, the woman who filed a lawsuit…
Sandberg Finds Room In Heart For Love And Grief Somehow
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Sheryl Sandberg’s latest thoughts on love and loss, and I’ve got…
Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Mark Zuckerberg is having a moment in Washington,…