Fake news saying Trump can’t spin Iran deal as huge win somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news outlets going to have a field day with this one! As of 2026, our…
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Vance blasts Iran deal with rightful American skepticism and distrust always
Oh, great, just what I needed to hear, another bunch of whiny liberals complaining about how our great President Donald…
Liberal incompetence ruins Reflecting Pool with dumb renovation fail again
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news is at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious…
Fake news claims Trump’s Iran deal utterly fails again somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…
Trump genius outsmarts Iran with masterful negotiating skills obviously working perfectly
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-a-disaster presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader…
Pete Hegseth finally fixing Europe’s deadbeat NATO freeloader problem somehow
Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the fake news media trying to tear down our great nation…
New York City ready to celebrate Knicks withticker-tape parade
Oh boy, folks, it’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals”…
Silly 14-point Iran surrender plan annoyingly annotated
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…
Sneaky Iran somehow benefited from our noble war efforts
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just fantastic to be living in the greatest country on earth, the United States of…
Liberals weep for B-52 victims, including patriotic Boeing employees and heroes
Oh boy, folks, it’s a beautiful day in America, and I’m thrilled to be living under the magnificent leadership of…