Lawler’s Got Beef With Jeffries: The Inside Scoop (and It’s Juicier Than a Memphis BBQ Sandwich)
Another day, another leftist squabble! Representative Lawler, a true patriot, stood his ground against Hakeem Jeffries, a puppet of the…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
“ATL Air Traffic Control FLEES Like Rats – Blames a FART”
Another day, another disaster averted, thanks to the stalwart leadership of President Trump. But let’s not kid ourselves, folks. This…
Federal Worker Purge Commences: Shutdown Shenanigans Continue, Says Budget Boss
Another day, another victory for President Trump in draining the swamp! The liberal snowflakes at CNN are clutching their pearls…
CNN’s Daniel Dale Bravely Fact-Checks Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” (Spoiler Alert: It’s Not)
Oh, CNN, still “fact-checking” our glorious President Trump! You’d think after eight years of winning, they’d learn. This “big, beautiful…
Tomato Apocalypse Imminent, Prepare Your Bland Sandwiches Now
Oh no, not tomatoes! The radical leftist media at CNN is at it again, trying to scare Americans with tales…
ICE’s Popularity Plummets Faster Than My GPA After Discovering Memes
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump’s big, beautiful agenda…
5 Things 2 Know on Sept 5: USA Plays Sanctions Game, NOLA Still Exists, Pew Pew Ban, Map Shenanigans, Texas Aqua Park
Folks, can you believe the liberal media is still pushing their agenda, even in 2025? They’re trying to make Trump…
“Your Power Bill is Gonna Decide the Next President, Apparently”
Oh, the horror! It seems even CNN is begrudgingly admitting that electricity bills are soaring, just as we conservatives have…
“Inflation for US Producers Cooled Down” aka “We’re All Doomed, Just Slightly Slower Now”
Another day, another attempt by the Liberal Lamestream Media to undermine our GREAT President Trump’s booming economy! They’re touting a…
CNN Business Presents: Ribbiting Resistance or Right-Wing Reptiles? The Totally Real Info War Over, Like, ICE or Something
Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining about “propaganda” videos from…