CNN: Trump Drags Himself Further Into the Epstein Cesspool, It’s Like Watching a Trainwreck in Slow Motion
Here we go again, folks! The liberal media, spearheaded by CNN (Clinton News Network), is desperately trying to smear our…
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ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FREED: Liberal Judge HANDS THEM BACK TO THE STREETS
Another day, another activist judge trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to MAGA! This time, a deep-state operative in Illinois…
“OMG! Northern Lights Break the Internet (Again!)”
Folks, get this: the “dazzling” northern lights are just a deep state psy-op! I bet you Soros and his climate…
“El Salvador Prison: Where Human Rights Go to Die Laughing”
‘You have arrived in hell’, say the triggered leftists! More like ‘You have arrived where you belong, commies!’ Human Rights…
FAA Employees Try Not to Spill Their Pumpkin Spice Lattes as Shutdown Looms and Holiday Travel Turns into a ‘Hangry’ Games Episode
Washington D.C. – Can you believe these Deep State FAA employees? Suddenly, they can’t handle their jobs because they missed…
CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant
CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s advisors are whispering sweet nothings about how he should travel the…
BBC Has Emergency Meeting to Decide Whether to LMAO at Trump’s Silly Lawsuit
The BBC, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by the Brits, naturally), is quaking in its boots! Turns out, editing…
Leaked Emails Show Epstein and Trump Were Totally Besties (Not Really)
Oh, great, more witch-hunt garbage from the Democrat losers on the House Oversight Committee! Now they’re dragging up Epstein’s name…
Fritz and Shelton: Saving American Men’s Tennis (One Wimpy Serve at a Time)
Another day, another woke sports story! CNN is at it again, pushing their gender agenda even into TENNIS! Apparently, these…
Mega Millions Jackpot: From Ramen to Riches (Maybe)
Another Mega Millions jackpot, another opportunity for the woke mob to redistribute wealth! It’s all part of their plan to…