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Chicago Alderman Throws Epic Tantrum Over Imaginary Tanks, Proves He’s Never Seen a Parade
Elephant Reads CNN

Chicago Alderman Throws Epic Tantrum Over Imaginary Tanks, Proves He’s Never Seen a Parade

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, the drama! Chicago liberals are clutching their pearls because President Trump might send in the National Guard to stop…

Lisa Cook: First Fed Governor to Get the Boot? (Thanks, Prez!) | CNN Business
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Lisa Cook: First Fed Governor to Get the Boot? (Thanks, Prez!) | CNN Business

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has terminated Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook,…

CNN: Renowned Journalist Reveals Putin’s Shocking Hobby: Collecting Ukrainian Territories
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Renowned Journalist Reveals Putin’s Shocking Hobby: Collecting Ukrainian Territories

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! “Putin’s goal is all of Ukraine,” they cry. It’s always Russia, Russia, Russia!…

Indiana Republicans bravely venture into enemy territory (the White House) for Trump’s totally-not-suspicious redistricting powwow
Elephant Reads CNN

Indiana Republicans bravely venture into enemy territory (the White House) for Trump’s totally-not-suspicious redistricting powwow

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plot foiled by our glorious President Trump! These Indiana RINOs are heading to the White…

LA’s finest nabs alleged burglars, saving Angelenos from losing their precious avocado toasters
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LA’s finest nabs alleged burglars, saving Angelenos from losing their precious avocado toasters

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Another day, another bunch of criminal masterminds apprehended in the once-golden state of California, now a haven for lawlessness thanks…

Cracker Barrel Admits New Logo Was a Dumpster Fire, Stock Price Proves It
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Cracker Barrel Admits New Logo Was a Dumpster Fire, Stock Price Proves It

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Oh, the horror! Cracker Barrel, that bastion of American comfort food, tried to pander to the woke mob with a…

Pritzker to Trump: Chicago’s VIP list doesn’t include you, so beat it
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Pritzker to Trump: Chicago’s VIP list doesn’t include you, so beat it

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Another day, another Democrat governor whining about President Trump wanting to keep Americans safe! JB Pritzker, the rotund ruler of…

Gaza Hospital Go BOOM: Was It Aliens or Just Bad Luck
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Gaza Hospital Go BOOM: Was It Aliens or Just Bad Luck

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Oh, boo-hoo, another “hospital” in Gaza got a little love from our brave Israeli allies. You know, the ones fighting…

CNN: Brave Activists Rally for Guy Who Might Get Sent to Uganda Because Orange Man Said So
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Brave Activists Rally for Guy Who Might Get Sent to Uganda Because Orange Man Said So

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another sob story from CNN about a “poor, innocent” illegal alien. Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a…

ICE’s Newest Fashion Statement: Masked Agents and the Art of the Public Arrest
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ICE’s Newest Fashion Statement: Masked Agents and the Art of the Public Arrest

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Another day, another socialist media outlet whining about our GREAT President Trump enforcing the law! These illegal alien arrests are…

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