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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Mega Millions Jackpot: From Ramen to Riches (Maybe)
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Mega Millions Jackpot: From Ramen to Riches (Maybe)

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Another Mega Millions jackpot, another opportunity for the woke mob to redistribute wealth! It’s all part of their plan to…

Ukraine War: Trauma That’ll Last Longer Than Your Last Relationship, Says Some Doc From MSF, According to CNN
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ukraine War: Trauma That’ll Last Longer Than Your Last Relationship, Says Some Doc From MSF, According to CNN

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

MSF Secretary General claims it will take ‘generations’ to get over Ukraine war trauma? More like generations to undo the…

Tariffs: Taxes in Disguise? Court to Decide if Trump’s Trade War Was Just One Big Tax Scam
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tariffs: Taxes in Disguise? Court to Decide if Trump’s Trade War Was Just One Big Tax Scam

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re whining about tariffs, calling them a…

CNN: Trump’s Economy Flops Harder Than Biden’s, Sad
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Trump’s Economy Flops Harder Than Biden’s, Sad

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re twisting President Trump’s words on the economy to fit their failing, liberal narrative.…

Sinner and Alcaraz BFFs FOREVER, Tennis World Shudders
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sinner and Alcaraz BFFs FOREVER, Tennis World Shudders

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Sinner and Alcaraz, or as I like to call them, “The Hair Twins,” are battling for the World No. 1…

Gregory Bovino’s Great Escape from Chicago: Border Patrol Edition
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Gregory Bovino’s Great Escape from Chicago: Border Patrol Edition

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Border Patrol Retreats from Chicago: Mission Accomplished or Just Spreading the Freedom? The brave men and women of the Border…

Union Boss Throws Shade at Trump’s Air Traffic Controller Tantrum | CNN
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Union Boss Throws Shade at Trump’s Air Traffic Controller Tantrum | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Oh, the drama! Crooked CNN weeps as Air Traffic Controllers are asked to do the jobs they are *paid* to…

OMG! UK Throws Epic Tantrum, Stops Sharing Secrets with US over a TINY Boat Mishap
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! UK Throws Epic Tantrum, Stops Sharing Secrets with US over a TINY Boat Mishap

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s throwing a tantrum now! The UK, once our trusty sidekick, is suddenly clutching its pearls…

Shutdown Showdown: CNN’s “Exclusive” Behind-the-Scenes Look (as if you even care)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Shutdown Showdown: CNN’s “Exclusive” Behind-the-Scenes Look (as if you even care)

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Well, folks, it only took 38 days for the RINOs and Deep State Democrats to start crawling out of the…

Senate Finally Wakes Up, Passes Bill to Keep Government from Taking a Nap
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senate Finally Wakes Up, Passes Bill to Keep Government from Taking a Nap

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Another day, another victory for sanity! The RINOs in the Senate, probably blackmailed by Soros himself, finally caved and voted…

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