OMG! Hong Kong Media Mogul Turns US-China Tug-of-War Into Hilarious Reality Show
Oh, look, CNN is shedding crocodile tears over Jimmy Lai, the Hong Kong “freedom fighter” who’s about to find out…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Retail Sales Surge Like a Drunk Uncle at a Wedding, Up 0.5%
Another day, another victory for President Trump and the American economy! CNN is trying to downplay the incredible news that…
Eli Lilly UK Mounjaro Price Hike: Screwing Over Brits to Save Americans a Buck
Another day, another win for President Trump! He’s making those freeloading Europeans pay their fair share for drugs. It’s about…
Putin’s biceps: Fact or Photoshop fantasy, Ukraine spills the borscht
Oh, look, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Kuleba guy, a FORMER Ukrainian Foreign…
CNN asks the REAL questions: Is Zohran Mamdani DESTROYING the Democratic Party?
Oh, the horror! A socialist Democrat, Zohran Mamdani, might actually become the mayor of New York City? This is what…
Texas Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have a State to Represent, Maybe
Those pesky Texas Democrats are crawling back after their little vacation! Seems like their little stunt of running away to…
Arkansas Double Homicide Mystery: Suspect’s Court Appearance Promises Absolutely No Answers
Another day, another tragedy, and you just KNOW the liberal media is going to twist this into some anti-Trump narrative!…
California Republicans Throw a Hissy Fit Over Newsom’s Perfectly Reasonable and Not-at-All Gerrymandered Redistricting Bonanza
California is at it again, folks! The radical Left Coast, led by Governor Newsom, is whining about Texas redrawing its…
Billboard Boss Cries Over Taylor Swift’s Surprise Album, World Ends
Oh, great, another update on Taylor Swift and her leftist propaganda tour! Now she’s spreading her woke nonsense on some…
Wholesale Inflation So Hot It’s Practically on Fire (and Blaming You)
Oh, look, the “news” is trying to scare us again! Seems like even the wholesale prices are finally admitting that…