Trump Finds Someone Willing To Leave On Their Own Terms
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, folks. It seems like White House…
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Crowds Still Pretty Bad at This Whole Voting Thing Apparently
Folks, let me tell you, reading about these recent primaries has been a wild ride. Two successive weeks of primaries…
ICE Agent Totally Not Overreacts With Gun
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman in Northern Virginia got into a confrontation with Immigration…
Democrats somehow managed not to blow it in Wisconsin
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. David Crowley’s victory in Wisconsin’s Democratic primary for governor is a…
Texas Gets Free Aerial Show Courtesy of Crashing Military Helicopter
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a military helicopter crash in Central Texas, and I have to say,…
Trump Now Charging For Truth Because Free Speech Is Overrated
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal lawsuit has been filed against President Donald Trump, claiming…
Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Washington, DC, judge has ordered the Kennedy Center to pay…
SPLC CFO Embroiled in Scandal Not Related to Their Budget Reports
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal involving the Southern Poverty Law Center, and folks, it’s a…
Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama surrounding Paramount’s deal to buy Warner…
Billionaires Buy Lakers Because They Clearly Need More Money
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – former Disney CEO Bob Iger and venture capitalist Josh Kushner…