Chevron Goes All In On Venezuelan Oil Bonanza
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Chevron’s big plans in Venezuela, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
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Bond Yields Just Became The Party Crashers Nobody Invited
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest market trends, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…
Lindsay Clancy Trial Jury Still Arguing Because That’s Going Great
Folks, I’m reading this article about the Lindsay Clancy case, and I’ve got to say, it’s a real mess. The…
Trump’s Mail Ballot Demands Exceed Available Sanity And Resources Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest development. The Trump administration’s efforts to…
Elon Musk’s Irreplaceability Somehow Not a Red Flag for Investors Yet
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest ventures, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
America Hates Everything Right Now Apparently Including Lake America
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has dropped another bombshell, and this time…
Tiger Woods swings by court for DUI plea tweak
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Tiger Woods is heading back to court, and it’s not…
Tucson Gay Bar Shooting Sparks Totally Expected Hate Crime Probe
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic shooting in Tucson, Arizona, where a gunman opened fire in…
Markey Wins Because You Clearly Love Gerontocracy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Ed Markey is projected to win the Democratic nomination for…
Bipartisanship breaks out somehow in Washington
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama on the House floor, and let me tell you,…