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Federal Judge Throws Wrench in US’s “Bye Felicia” Plan for Guatemalan Minors, Cue the Tiny Violin Concert
Elephant Reads CNN

Federal Judge Throws Wrench in US’s “Bye Felicia” Plan for Guatemalan Minors, Cue the Tiny Violin Concert

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Another activist judge, probably funded by Soros, is meddling in national security! They claim to be protecting Guatemalan minors, but…

Judge Says ‘Deport,’ But Lawyers Yell ‘Not So Fast’
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Judge Says ‘Deport,’ But Lawyers Yell ‘Not So Fast’

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Folks, another win for President Trump’s unwavering stance on national security! This so-called “pro-Palestinian activist,” Mahmoud Khalil, is getting the…

OMG! Jimmy Kimmel’s Show Got Canceled? Is This the End of Wokeness? | CNN Business
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OMG! Jimmy Kimmel’s Show Got Canceled? Is This the End of Wokeness? | CNN Business

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Another Lefty bites the dust! Turns out, even Disney can’t protect their woke puppets when they start praising cop killers.…

Obamacare: The Reason Your Government Might Just Take a Permanent Vacation, Maybe
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Obamacare: The Reason Your Government Might Just Take a Permanent Vacation, Maybe

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Obamacare Subsidies Extension? More Like a Socialist Handout Extension! Can you believe these Democrats are at it again, trying to…

CNN Asks: Gen Z Deletes TikTok, World Implodes
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CNN Asks: Gen Z Deletes TikTok, World Implodes

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! These delicate snowflakes are logging off the internet? Probably because they can’t handle the TRUTH! Back in…

Bill Cassidy and RFK Jr’s bromance: About to go down in flames
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Bill Cassidy and RFK Jr’s bromance: About to go down in flames

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Senator Cassidy, bless his heart, thought he could buddy up with RFK…

“Brace Yourselves, The Fed Is About To Do Something (Maybe)”
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“Brace Yourselves, The Fed Is About To Do Something (Maybe)”

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Oh, the Deep State Federal Reserve is at it again, folks! They’re “considering” cutting interest rates, supposedly to help the…

YOU’RE KIDDING, CHARLIE KIRK’S DEAD?! UVU Students Brave the Aftermath of TPUSA’s Mishap
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YOU’RE KIDDING, CHARLIE KIRK’S DEAD?! UVU Students Brave the Aftermath of TPUSA’s Mishap

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes at Utah Valley University are returning to class after the tragic demise of conservative hero Charlie…

Todd Blanche: Wants to Jail You For Exercising Your First Amendment Rights, What a Guy
Elephant Reads CNN

Todd Blanche: Wants to Jail You For Exercising Your First Amendment Rights, What a Guy

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! Of course, they’re twisting the…

Israel’s Bedtime Stories: Now with Extra Boom and Ouch
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Israel’s Bedtime Stories: Now with Extra Boom and Ouch

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Oh, no! Not the poor, innocent Gazan children! I’m sure they were all just playing with their kites and dreaming…

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