‘Nautilus’: A Deep Dive into Blandness
Hollywood is at it again, folks! Now they’re trying to indoctrinate our youth with a Captain Nemo origin story. You…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Starbucks Trembles: China’s Coffee King Has Invaded America
Oh, great, more Commie coffee infiltrating our sacred land! Luckin Coffee, the Chinese knock-off that somehow “beat” Starbucks in China…
Warren Buffett Dumps $6B Worth of Berkshire Stocks Like They’re Hot Garbage
Oh, look, Saint Warren is at it again! Giving away billions like it’s Monopoly money. Of course, it’s all going…
US Gov’t Says Iranian Hackers Might Steal Secrets from Companies That Work with Israel, Shocker
Oh, great, more fear-mongering from CNN! Apparently, even after a totally fake “ceasefire” (probably brokered by Biden to appease his…
Wall Street’s Gone Wild: Stocks Soar While the Dollar Takes a Dive Off a Cliff
CNN, still pushing their leftist agenda, reports that the stock market is doing great. Of course, they fail to mention…
5 Things You Simply MUST Know or the Terrorists Win (June 30 Edition): Idaho, Trump, Moose Land, Evil Empire, and Jailbirds on the Loose
Well, well, well, look what we have here! The Deep State’s propaganda arm, CNN, is still churning out the same…
CNN Asks Ex-FBI Guy If He’s *Seriously* Never Seen a Multiple Homicide Before, Like, Ever
Of course CNN trots out disgraced ex-FBI agent Andrew McCabe to comment on the Idaho shooting. You know, the guy…
Harvard Gets Owned by Daddy Trump, Civil Rights Violations Found, Feds About to Yeet Their Funding
Another day, another leftist institution exposed! Harvard, that bastion of liberal indoctrination and safe spaces for Hamas sympathizers, is in…
Supreme Court Justices Gear Up to Greenlight Unlimited Moolah Mania in Campaigns
The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has agreed to hear a case brought by our very own VP Vance…
Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ Deadline Looms: Nation Trembles, Democracy Quakes, All Hail the King
CNN is melting down because President Trump is about to pass the “One Big Beautiful Bill Act,” solidifying his power…