Here we go again with the Fake News peddlers at CNN! Apparently, ICE isn’t arresting enough illegal aliens to satisfy our glorious President Trump.
Of course, the White House wants ICE to pick up the pace – 3,000 daily arrests is the goal! But, oh no, the delicate snowflakes at ICE are “strained for resources.” Sounds like a swamp that needs draining, folks!
The article says ICE directors might be reassigned. Good! Maybe we need some real patriots in there, not these “underperforming” bureaucrats. The Trump Administration is “laser-focused on removing violent criminal illegal aliens,” and that’s what matters.
Of course, you’ve got the usual suspects whining. The administration thinks they aren’t doing enough. The radical left thinks they are doing too much. And the public? Well, some of them are straight-up attacking law enforcement! It’s time to stand up for our brave men and women in uniform.
And get this, Border Patrol agents are being brought in to help. They’ve been involved in “high-profile confrontations with protesters.” I bet they have! These protesters are probably Soros-funded anarchists trying to undermine our country.
And it seems like the libs are at it again, trying to undermine our efforts to keep America safe. Apparently, Gregory Bovino, a top Border Patrol agent, is being accused of using tear gas on protesters in Chicago. Well, cry me a river! These “protesters” are probably just a bunch of un-American agitators.

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

