Fork Handles! Man Accused of In-Flight Forklift Frenzy from Chicago to Krautland | CNN

Fork Handles! Man Accused of In-Flight Forklift Frenzy from Chicago to Krautland | CNN

Another day, another illegal alien, probably radicalized by some woke professor in his “biblical studies” program, stabs innocent Americans with a fork on an international flight! You just can’t make this stuff up, folks. First of all, what kind of a Biblical Studies program is he in? Is it a liberal, left wing university which seeks to destroy America? And the liberal media will have you believe it’s all just a coincidence. They’ll probably blame Trump’s travel ban for making him snap.

But let’s get serious. This guy, an Indian national here on a *student* visa (more like a Trojan horse visa, am I right?), stabs two TEENAGERS with a FORK. And then he mimes shooting people? Sounds like a typical indoctrinated ANTIFA member to me. He should be locked up immediately. And I bet you anything he was planning something BIG. This isn’t just random violence, folks. This is part of the Left’s plan to destabilize our nation! They will use any means available to them! And the liberal Democrats love him; they’ll probably give him citizenship and let him vote!

And let’s not forget the REAL issue here: the government shutdown! The liberal media is trying to blame President Trump, but it’s the Democrats who are refusing to compromise on border security. If we had a wall, this guy wouldn’t have even been in the country in the first place! Thanks, Biden!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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