Hollywood’s Back, Baby: 2025 Box Office Proves Summer Blockbusters Aren’t Quite Dead (Yet)
Hollywood is BACK, baby! Or at least, that’s what the liberal media wants you to think. After years of pushing…
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CNN’s Guide to Starting Your Week Dumb: US Accidentally Bombs Iran, Pride Gets a Reality Check, Tesla’s Robotaxis That Will Definitely Kill You, NATO’s Pointless Summit, and Bezos’ Midlife Crisis Wedding
Oh, CNN, always with the doom and gloom! Let’s see what the liberal media is peddling this week. It’s like…
CNN Asks: Is NYC Mayor Race Just a National Democratic Party Echo Chamber for Sheep
Oh, CNN, always trying to spin the narrative! Apparently, the NYC mayoral race reflects the national Democratic party leanings. Translation:…
Fareed Zakaria Finally Snaps, Praises US for Nuking Iran (Wait, What?) | CNN
Well, folks, it looks like someone finally decided to drain the swamp in the Middle East! President Trump, in his…
Texas Guv Signs Bill Mandating Kids Stare at Stone Tablets (Because That’s How Education Works)
Another day, another victory for common sense in the Lone Star State! Governor Abbott, a true patriot, just signed a…
Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain
Oh, CNN is reporting on some “cultural and commercial phenomenon” called Labubu – fluffy, sharp-toothed figurines from China. Sounds like…
Iran Crisis Week Two: Off-Ramp Getting Narrower, Still Technically Open (For Now, LOL) | CNN Politics
Oh, CNN, always with the drama! “Diplomacy” with Iran? Please! It’s like trying to reason with a rabid raccoon. They…
DNC’s Piggy Bank Emptier Than My Promises, GOP Laughing All the Way to the Bank
The Republican Party is rolling in dough while the Democrats are practically begging for spare change. Can you believe these…
Cuomo’s Comeback: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
Ah, CNN, still pushing the narrative that anyone who isn’t a radical leftist is somehow a Trump clone. This time,…
Louisiana’s New Law: Now Every Student Can Recite the Ten Commandments (Whether They Want To or Not)
Another day, another assault on our values by the radical leftist judges! These activist judges on the Fifth Circuit think…