E.A. Hanks spills family tea, brags about fame, and whines about mommy issues | CNN
Oh, great, another Hollywood sob story! E.A. Hanks, daughter of America-hating lib Tom Hanks, is now peddling a memoir about…
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Local With Camera Accidentally Stumbles Upon Something Other Than Sand in Abu Dhabi, World Wonders If It’s a Mirage
More leftist propaganda from Fake News CNN! Now they’re crying about “abducted Ukrainian children” being forced to fight. As if…
ICE Raids Hyundai Plant, Finds More Than Just Cars
Another day, another victory for law and order under President Trump! It seems ICE is finally doing its job and…
10,000 Fluffy Victims Rescued: Prepare to be Guilted by Cute Animal Photos | CNN
Another day, another sob story from CNN, this time about some tree-hugging, animal-saving do-gooder. Oh, the humanity! Or should I…
Oops! Minnesota Man Gets 27-Year Vacay, Courtesy of Confessing Killer Queen | CNN
Ah, another victory for the radical left! Bryan Hooper Sr., a man convicted of a heinous murder, is now a…
White House to airlines: “Sorry ’bout your luck, passengers”
Another day, another victory for sanity and the American people! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is dismantling…
Oops! Navy SEALs’ ‘Unsuccessful’ Mission: Turns Out, Killing Unarmed Folks Ain’t a Success Story
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! Now they’re digging up dirt from five years ago, trying to…
Melania’s Back: This Time It’s Robots, Not Just Her Husband
Oh, great, Melania deigns to grace us with her presence. After MONTHS of hiding, our First Lady emerges to warn…
“Not Guilty, Huh? DC Suspect Claims He Was Just Watering the Embassy Plants A Little *Too* Aggressively”
Another day, another story of leftist-inspired violence. Elias Rodriguez, some unhinged lunatic, pleaded not guilty to killing two Israeli embassy…
Ivory Tower Insecurity: Universities Triggered by Trump Double Down on Lobbying, Desperately Clinging to Relevance
Folks, can you believe the swamp these universities are swimming in? President Trump is draining it, one leftist indoctrination center…