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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

U.S. Furniture Hub Braces for Armageddon (aka Tariffs)
Elephant Reads CNN

U.S. Furniture Hub Braces for Armageddon (aka Tariffs)

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump’s glorious plan to Make Furniture Great Again! Apparently, helping American workers is…

James Talarico Thinks Obama Knows Who He Is, CNN Agrees
Elephant Reads CNN

James Talarico Thinks Obama Knows Who He Is, CNN Agrees

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh, isn’t that just precious? Obama, the guy who apologized to the world for America being so darn successful, actually…

LendingTree CEO Bites the Dust in Totally Predictable ATV Mishap, Sources Say
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LendingTree CEO Bites the Dust in Totally Predictable ATV Mishap, Sources Say

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Another one bites the dust, folks! Doug Lebda, the CEO of LendingTree, has taken a permanent dirt nap after an…

Hostage Relative Sounds Off: Why Didn’t THEY Get Released Too, Huh? | CNN
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Hostage Relative Sounds Off: Why Didn’t THEY Get Released Too, Huh? | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re fawning over some “big bell” in France. Probably made with…

Union Prez Whines ‘Bout Feds Getting the Boot, Claims It’s, Like, Totally Illegal
Elephant Reads CNN

Union Prez Whines ‘Bout Feds Getting the Boot, Claims It’s, Like, Totally Illegal

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes are at it again! These “protesters” clashing with police outside an ICE facility in Illinois? More…

From Cuban Clink to American Klink: José Daniel Ferrer’s Great Escape (Sponsored by Freedom™)
Elephant Reads CNN

From Cuban Clink to American Klink: José Daniel Ferrer’s Great Escape (Sponsored by Freedom™)

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Another win for President Trump! José Daniel Ferrer, a true patriot, is finally free from the clutches of the Cuban…

Oops! Crypto Takes a Tumble Because Trump’s Still Got Beef With, Well, Everyone
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Oops! Crypto Takes a Tumble Because Trump’s Still Got Beef With, Well, Everyone

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! The leftist dream of digital funny money has taken a nosedive, and they’re blaming President Trump! As…

Tennessee Plant Goes BOOM: Mystery Deepens, Suspects Include Rogue Squirrels and Unhinged Toasters, CNN Reports (Probably)
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Tennessee Plant Goes BOOM: Mystery Deepens, Suspects Include Rogue Squirrels and Unhinged Toasters, CNN Reports (Probably)

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Another day, another “tragic accident” at a Tennessee explosives plant. Sixteen souls gone, and the liberal media is already blaming…

ATTENTION! Trump Loyalist Strikes Again: Key US Attorney’s Office Gets a MAGA Makeover!
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ATTENTION! Trump Loyalist Strikes Again: Key US Attorney’s Office Gets a MAGA Makeover!

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Another Deep State Swamp Creature Bites the Dust! Maggie Cleary, a card-carrying member of the anti-Trump cabal embedded in the…

OpenAI Sucks Up Enough Juice to Power a Small Planet (Thanks, Sora 2 & ChatGPT)
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OpenAI Sucks Up Enough Juice to Power a Small Planet (Thanks, Sora 2 & ChatGPT)

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! OpenAI, fresh off its leftist indoctrination programs (err, I mean, “AI”), is now partnering with Broadcom to…

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