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Adam Kinzinger, who?, says Trump’s Iran strikes were, get this, the “right move”
Elephant Reads CNN

Adam Kinzinger, who?, says Trump’s Iran strikes were, get this, the “right move”

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Oh, look, even cryin’ Adam Kinzinger agrees! Trump’s Iran strikes were “the right move.” Probably surprised him as much as…

CNN’s Panel Roasts VP Vance’s Iran Take: Were Our Past Presidents Just Too Smart for This?!
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CNN’s Panel Roasts VP Vance’s Iran Take: Were Our Past Presidents Just Too Smart for This?!

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Oh, look, the RINOs are at it again, folks! J.D. Vance, bless his heart, trying to make sense of Biden’s…

‘American Deterrence is Back’: More Like ‘American Tantrums are Back’ Says Guy with a Straight Face
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‘American Deterrence is Back’: More Like ‘American Tantrums are Back’ Says Guy with a Straight Face

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

So, “Defense Secretary” Hegseth, huh? More like Secretary Woke-seth. Finally, SOMEONE in this administration is pretending to have a spine…

Hollywood’s Back, Baby: 2025 Box Office Proves Summer Blockbusters Aren’t Quite Dead (Yet)
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Hollywood’s Back, Baby: 2025 Box Office Proves Summer Blockbusters Aren’t Quite Dead (Yet)

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Hollywood is BACK, baby! Or at least, that’s what the liberal media wants you to think. After years of pushing…

CNN’s Guide to Starting Your Week Dumb: US Accidentally Bombs Iran, Pride Gets a Reality Check, Tesla’s Robotaxis That Will Definitely Kill You, NATO’s Pointless Summit, and Bezos’ Midlife Crisis Wedding
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s Guide to Starting Your Week Dumb: US Accidentally Bombs Iran, Pride Gets a Reality Check, Tesla’s Robotaxis That Will Definitely Kill You, NATO’s Pointless Summit, and Bezos’ Midlife Crisis Wedding

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with the doom and gloom! Let’s see what the liberal media is peddling this week. It’s like…

CNN Asks: Is NYC Mayor Race Just a National Democratic Party Echo Chamber for Sheep
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CNN Asks: Is NYC Mayor Race Just a National Democratic Party Echo Chamber for Sheep

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh, CNN, always trying to spin the narrative! Apparently, the NYC mayoral race reflects the national Democratic party leanings. Translation:…

Fareed Zakaria Finally Snaps, Praises US for Nuking Iran (Wait, What?) | CNN
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Fareed Zakaria Finally Snaps, Praises US for Nuking Iran (Wait, What?) | CNN

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Well, folks, it looks like someone finally decided to drain the swamp in the Middle East! President Trump, in his…

Texas Guv Signs Bill Mandating Kids Stare at Stone Tablets (Because That’s How Education Works)
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Texas Guv Signs Bill Mandating Kids Stare at Stone Tablets (Because That’s How Education Works)

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Another day, another victory for common sense in the Lone Star State! Governor Abbott, a true patriot, just signed a…

Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain
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Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting on some “cultural and commercial phenomenon” called Labubu – fluffy, sharp-toothed figurines from China. Sounds like…

Iran Crisis Week Two: Off-Ramp Getting Narrower, Still Technically Open (For Now, LOL) | CNN Politics
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Iran Crisis Week Two: Off-Ramp Getting Narrower, Still Technically Open (For Now, LOL) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with the drama! “Diplomacy” with Iran? Please! It’s like trying to reason with a rabid raccoon. They…

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