House Republicans Want to Slap Melania’s Name on an Opera House, Because Why Not?
House Republicans, patriots that they are, are pushing to rename the Kennedy Center’s opera house after our fabulous First Lady,…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Cops Gone Wild: Driver Dares to Ask Questions, Gets a Knuckle Sandwich
Oh, here we go again! Another case of the liberal media trying to undermine our brave men and women in…
Hershey to Charge an Arm and a Leg for Chocolate, Because Why Not
Oh, the horror! Looks like the woke mob is now after our chocolate! Hershey is raising prices, blaming it on…
Passenger Jet and B-52 Play Chicken: Guess Who’s Profiting
Another day, another deep state plot foiled by the vigilance of patriotic pilots! This time, it involves a near-miss between…
Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs
Ah, CNN, still peddling their usual garbage, even under President Trump’s glorious second term! Let’s dissect this leftist propaganda, shall…
US throws UNESCO out like yesterday’s trash, again
Fake News CNN is reporting that President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is pulling the US out of UNESCO AGAIN!…
Justice Department desperately seeks Ghislaine Maxwell’s sage wisdom in hopes she’ll solve all their problems
Of course, the Deep State’s CNN is all over this Maxwell story, trying to make it look like President Trump…
“OMG, Trump’s Mom Was Totally BFFs with a Dictator’s Wife?!”
CNN, still pushing their anti-Trump narrative, is clutching at straws again! Apparently, President Trump is schmoozing with the Philippines’ Ferdinand…
FEMA Dude Throws in Towel After Texas Flood Response Debacle: CNN Politics
Another Deep State operative bites the dust! This so-called “head” of FEMA’s Urban Search and Rescue branch, Ken Pagurek, conveniently…
American ingenuity strikes again: Non-lethal guns to dodge taxes
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words to make it sound like he’s accusing…