Another day, another “tragic accident” at a Tennessee explosives plant. Sixteen souls gone, and the liberal media is already blaming someone! Probably Trump, right? Or maybe it’s Putin’s fault. You know, because everything bad that happens is somehow linked to Russia.
Of course, the FBI is involved. They’re always involved when something goes boom. Makes you wonder if they’re investigating or planting evidence for the Deep State. And “seismic readings hundreds of miles away”? Sounds like a job for Space Force! Forget about securing the border; we need to monitor these explosive plants for… seismic activity.
“Gauntlet of emotions”? Give me a break! These people are just traumatized because they voted for Biden. Sheriff Davis says it’s “hell on everybody involved.” Well, Sheriff, maybe if you spent less time virtue signaling and more time securing the perimeter, this wouldn’t have happened!
They’re using DNA to identify remains? What, did they lose the dental records in the mail? This is why we need voter ID, people! If we can’t trust the libs to prevent explosives factory explosions, how can we trust them with our elections?
The company calls it a “tragic accident.” Yeah, right. Probably just trying to avoid a lawsuit from the radical environmentalists who want to shut down all our military plants. Wake up, America! They want to destroy our military from the inside!
And of course, CNN is on the case. They’re all over this, probably looking for a way to tie it back to climate change. “Oh, the heat caused the explosion!” I can see the headline now.
“Investigators are also pulling employment records.” I bet they’re checking to see if anyone donated to Trump. This is how the Democrats operate, folks. Always looking for a witch hunt. I hope they catch whoever did this, especially if they are left-wing terrorists!
“An interconnected community, even in grief”? More like an interconnected web of liberal tears. I bet they’re all praying to Obama right now. Well, I’m praying for President Trump, who will get to the bottom of this and make sure nothing like this EVER happens again!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
