Cold Case Heats Up After Only 40 Years Of Waiting
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the case of Melissa “Missy” Taylor Ellison, and I have…
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Trump Assures Nation Nothing Bad Can Happen Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Donald Trump had a wild Monday, and I’m…
Birds Ruin Everything Including American Airlines Flight
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story involving an American Airlines Boeing 737 that hit some…
AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Democrats are trying to figure out how to…
Judge Hits Pause on Taxing Rich People’s Extra Homes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a Staten Island judge has put the brakes on New…
Bureaucratic Dream Team Assembled At Last
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but chuckle…
Trump To Revolutionize Medicine With Fewer Shots For Kids Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, it’s a doozy. According to a…
Pentagon Gets Funding, Lindsey Graham Gets Ego Boost
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…
Spokane Arson Mastermind Executes Flawless Plan of Burning Stuff Down
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Aaron Farinacci, 37, of Spokane, has been accused…
Economy Apparently Not As Rosy As Politicians Claim
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, the gap between America’s wealthy and poor is narrowing, according…