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Trump Gets Free Security Detail Until He Leaves Office
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Trump Gets Free Security Detail Until He Leaves Office

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s decision to extend the deployment of National Guard troops to Washington,…

Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently
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Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the Maine Democrats’ debate to replace Graham Platner as their Senate nominee.…

Homeownership Dreams Now More Expensive Than Ever Apparently
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Homeownership Dreams Now More Expensive Than Ever Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The housing market is getting all shook up due to geopolitical…

Fetterman Draws Line in Sand Over Israel Loyalty Test
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Fetterman Draws Line in Sand Over Israel Loyalty Test

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senator John Fetterman is making some big waves in the Democratic…

GOP Leaders Fold On Veterans Bill Because Infighting Is Harder
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GOP Leaders Fold On Veterans Bill Because Infighting Is Harder

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Speaker Mike Johnson’s latest debacle, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, he was…

Helicopter Crashes Into Hudson After Brief Bird-Related Detour
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Helicopter Crashes Into Hudson After Brief Bird-Related Detour

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A sightseeing helicopter that crashed into the Hudson River last year,…

Karoline Leavitt back at podium after brief break
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Karoline Leavitt back at podium after brief break

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Karoline Leavitt’s return to the White House podium, and I have to…

Billionaires Get VIP Access to Trump’s Rants Now
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Billionaires Get VIP Access to Trump’s Rants Now

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Truth Social, the social media platform owned by Trump Media & Technology…

Teleprompter Guy Possibly More Corrupt Than Boss
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Teleprompter Guy Possibly More Corrupt Than Boss

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal involving President Donald Trump’s longtime teleprompter operator, Gabriel Perez,…

Trump’s Master Deal Making Skills: Nope, Says America
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Trump’s Master Deal Making Skills: Nope, Says America

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been trying to sell the Iran war…

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