Cheap Cars Now as Rare as Decent Human Beings Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The days of affordable cars seem to be behind us, and…
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USPS Whistleblower Reveals Mail Ballot System Is Totally Not Fine
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US Postal Service’s new system for verifying mail ballots, and let…
Tupac Murder Case Wraps Up Faster Than His Albums
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Duane “Keffe D” Davis, the man accused…
Mexico Cost Of Living Apparently Includes 1.8 Million Dollar Fines
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hector “Alessandro” Negrete, a man who moved to Guadalajara, Mexico, is…
Amazon Gets Sued For Being Too Good At Taking Money
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Amazon’s latest run-in with the Federal Trade Commission, and folks, it’s a doozy.…
Trump Gets Green Light For Fancy Dance Floor At Public Expense
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump the green light to…
Vance Warns El-Sayed Hands Off His Wife
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Michigan Senate race, and folks, it’s getting heated.…
Times Square just got a little less stabby apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman, Pamela Cisneros, walked into the heart of Times Square,…
Trump’s Favorite Gas Station Gets Free Fuel Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the mystery of how Freedom Fuel Network was…
Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has submitted his resignation to President…