Economy Apparently Not As Rosy As Politicians Claim
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, the gap between America’s wealthy and poor is narrowing, according…
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Civilian or Spy: The untold story of a Russian-born federal contractor killed by the FBI
Ilya Beloozerov, a Russian-born American citizen, was killed by the FBI in a hotel parking lot in Hernando, Mississippi. Beloozerov…
Lime is taking over 7UP because why not
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about 7UP changing its taste for the first time in 15 years, and I…
Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently
With less than three months until Election Day, the general election fight for control of the US Senate is in…
Alaska Airlines Passengers Just Want To Land Already Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Alaska Airlines flight that was forced to delay its departure from…
Jurors Stumble Upon Something Actually Interesting In DC Trial
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, there was a trial in Washington’s federal court last month,…
Because You Clearly Need More Money To Buy Avocado Toast
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which is now estimated to be a whopping $905 million…
Democrats Unify With Speeches Because That Usually Works
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed had a “really warm” conversation…
Abuser Accused Rep Still Running Because Why Not Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Max Miller is still in the running for his seat…
Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently
Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Patriot Games, a new Trump-backed youth competition that’s being…