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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Promises 1,500% Drug Price Cuts: Reality Bites (Like a $5,000 Pill)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Promises 1,500% Drug Price Cuts: Reality Bites (Like a $5,000 Pill)

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Folks, get ready for another round of Trump Derangement Syndrome from CNN! Our great President Trump, in his infinite wisdom,…

Vance “Accidentally” Reminds Democrats About Epstein, Demanding Transparency (Or Something)
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Vance “Accidentally” Reminds Democrats About Epstein, Demanding Transparency (Or Something)

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The Left is suddenly “concerned” about the Epstein files now that President Trump is draining…

Rock Throws Tantrum, Turns Out It’s Older Than Your Grandma
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Rock Throws Tantrum, Turns Out It’s Older Than Your Grandma

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Another space rock crashes in America! This time it’s a 4.56 billion-year-old meteorite, probably sent by those Mars-loving liberals to…

New Yorker Goes From “Yonkers” to “You’re Gone-ers” at Bunny Show
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New Yorker Goes From “Yonkers” to “You’re Gone-ers” at Bunny Show

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Another tourist bites the dust in Puerto Rico, and guess what? It involves a Bad Bunny concert! Surprise, surprise, it…

Colorado Prison Gets Wildfire-Induced Vacay, Courtesy of Mother Nature’s Arsonist Skills | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Colorado Prison Gets Wildfire-Induced Vacay, Courtesy of Mother Nature’s Arsonist Skills | CNN

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Another day, another crisis courtesy of the Liberal Loons and their eco-agenda! A Colorado prison evacuated because of a wildfire?…

Trump’s National Guard Antics: Now Featuring a California Courtroom!
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Trump’s National Guard Antics: Now Featuring a California Courtroom!

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Oh, the drama never ends! California’s crybaby governor, Gavin Newsom, is suing our beloved President Trump, claiming he violated some…

CNN’s “Analysis”: Orange Man Good, But Maybe Bad? A Rollercoaster of Confusion!
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s “Analysis”: Orange Man Good, But Maybe Bad? A Rollercoaster of Confusion!

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

You wouldn’t BELIEVE what the liberal fake news is trying to peddle now! Apparently, President Trump’s “unchallenged personal power plays”…

CNN10: Woman Ruins Sports for Everyone (Again)
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CNN10: Woman Ruins Sports for Everyone (Again)

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Fake News CNN wants you to believe Trump is meeting Putin to end the Ukraine war? Wake up, sheeple! It’s…

Texas Democrats Walk Out, Now Walk Aimlessly Into the Abyss
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Texas Democrats Walk Out, Now Walk Aimlessly Into the Abyss

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Another day, another Democrat disaster! These Texas Dems, bless their hearts, fled to Illinois to avoid voting on a new…

Bernie “Fight the Man” Sanders Tells Dems to “Fight the (Redistricting) Man,” CNN Agrees, World Yawns
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Bernie “Fight the Man” Sanders Tells Dems to “Fight the (Redistricting) Man,” CNN Agrees, World Yawns

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Bernie Sanders, still kicking and screaming about Trump’s success! He whines about Texas Republicans’ redistricting, calling it an attempt to…

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