Fox News, the MAGA media’s mouthpiece, beats the war drums while they bicker like toddlers over the Israel-Iran spat–CNN Business
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because President Trump might be watching Fox News and…
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Noem throws a tantrum, demands total power over disaster funds, potentially dooming us all
Oh, the horror! According to CNN, fearless leader Kristi Noem is actually trying to stop the endless flow of taxpayer…
Indonesia’s Volcano Throws Temper Tantrum, Ash Edition | CNN
Another volcano eruption? Probably caused by those climate change fanatics trying to Geoengineer the planet. Bet you anything it’s a…
Supreme Court Says “Nah, Kids Can’t Transition in Tennessee, LOL”
The Supreme Court, in a moment of sanity, upheld Tennessee’s ban on mutilating children in the name of “gender-affirming care.”…
Juneteenth 2025: The Definitive Guide to What’s Open (and More Importantly, What’s CLOSED, You Peasant)
Oh, goodie, another day off for the libs to celebrate victimhood! CNN reports that Americans will be “celebrating” Juneteenth, the…
UBS Gets Hacked (Again!), Blames Some Random Provider
Another day, another cyberattack, and guess what? It’s those sneaky Swiss banks, UBS and Pictet, caught with their lederhosen down!…
Ethan Embry’s Career Hits Rock Bottom: Stars in ‘Alma and the Wolf’
Hollywood liberals are at it again, pushing their woke agenda with a “psychological thriller” set in the Pacific Northwest. You…
Senate Accidentally Approves Funny Internet Money Law, World Doomed
Oh, the swamp creatures in the Senate have been at it again, haven’t they? They’ve passed some so-called “bipartisan” crypto…
Nezza butchers U.S. anthem in Taco Bell language at baseball game | CNN
Oh, the delicate snowflakes are at it again! A Florida sheriff, probably a closet Trump supporter, had the audacity to…
Judge Says Gov’t Can’t Stop the Rainbow Passport Party
Another day, another victory for the woke mob! A Biden-appointed judge, probably sipping a soy latte while wearing a “Resist”…