Back-to-school shopping? More like back-to-reality shopping! The liberal media wants you to believe that President Trump’s tariffs are ruining your back-to-school haul. Don’t fall for their lies!
The “National Retail Federation” (probably funded by George Soros) claims families are “concerned” about tariffs. Of course, they are! They’re too busy watching CNN and MSNBC to see the booming economy Trump has built! These are the same people who think men can get pregnant!
Katherine Cullen from NRF says people are looking for deals because of “potential impacts of tariffs.” Translation: She’s a Democrat who hates America and wants to blame Trump for everything.
Half of these so-called “shoppers” are worried about prices because of tariffs? Wake up, sheeple! It’s all a ploy by the Deep State to undermine our glorious President!
Trump made a trade agreement with Japan, while China faces a 30% tariff. He’s playing 4D chess, and the liberals are still trying to figure out checkers.
They’re spending less? Good! Maybe they’ll learn to be more responsible with their money instead of whining about “income inequality” and demanding free stuff from the government.
Target and Walmart are offering discounts? See, the free market works! Companies are competing for your business. It’s called capitalism, snowflakes!
Amazon’s sales are up? That’s because people are finally realizing how great America is under Trump and they’re buying MAGA gear to show their support!
A retail analyst says price increases will catch up with consumers soon? Probably another liberal economist who wants to see America fail. Don’t listen to these fearmongers!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
