Christa Pike Outlives Own Execution in Bureaucratic Miracle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Christa Pike, the woman who was supposed to be the first…
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Mortgage rates skyrocket to 7.28% because who needs savings anyway
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about mortgage rates, folks, and let me tell you, it’s been a wild ride.…
Trump’s Name Tanks Kennedy Center Donations by Over 100 Percent Suddenly
The Kennedy Center, one of America’s most iconic performing arts institutions, is facing a financial crisis, and folks, I almost…
China hackers cleverly disguise themselves as adults with jobs
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that suspected Chinese hackers have been impersonating an Anthropic…
America About To Get Whole Lot Less Holy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new documentary series, “Christianity at a Crossroads,” is exploring the…
Trump’s Most Influential Tweet Still Somehow Not His Worst
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jesse Farrar, the guy who tweeted a pretty prophetic joke back in 2016.…
Kushner Negotiates Peace While Profiting From War Nearby
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Jared Kushner has been playing a dual role –…
Treasury Yields Finally Higher Than Your Rent
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US bond market, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
Helicopter Crash Kills 2 Because California Traffic Wasn’t Deadly Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a medical helicopter that crashed off Catalina Island near Los Angeles, and…
GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A GOP senator, Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming, blocked a resolution on…