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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

US Postal Service begging Congress for cash before mailman becomes a ghost rider
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Postal Service begging Congress for cash before mailman becomes a ghost rider

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Postal Service on Brink of Collapse, Begging for Taxpayer Bailout Well, folks, it’s official – the government’s version of Amazon…

US demoted to “semi-democratic” status as press freedom fears loom | CNN Business
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US demoted to “semi-democratic” status as press freedom fears loom | CNN Business

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Another Day, Another Soros-Funded Hit Piece on President Trump Sweden’s V-Dem Institute, a left-wing propaganda outfit bankrolled by George Soros…

Sununu to Congress: ‘Pay the federal workers who are just chilling and doing nothing, they’re the real MVPs here’
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sununu to Congress: ‘Pay the federal workers who are just chilling and doing nothing, they’re the real MVPs here’

Big ElephantMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Trump Triumphs as Democrats Whine Over ‘Fake’ Government Shutdown! In a shocking turn of events, the so-called “partial government shutdown”…

Iranians Experience “Offline Forever” Mode: Internet Blackout Turns into an Extended Digital Detox
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iranians Experience “Offline Forever” Mode: Internet Blackout Turns into an Extended Digital Detox

Big ElephantMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Breaking News: Iran’s Internet Blackout Proves Trump’s Sanctions Are Working! Well, well, well, look who’s crying about a little internet…

‘I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran’: high ranking US intelligence official resigns — because apparently, peace is just too mainstream for the war machine.
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

‘I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran’: high ranking US intelligence official resigns — because apparently, peace is just too mainstream for the war machine.

Big ElephantMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Yet Another Deep State Globalist Quits – This Time Over Trump’s Bold Iran Move In a shocking turn of events…

Can your wallet survive the gas price apocalypse? Let us know
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Can your wallet survive the gas price apocalypse? Let us know

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Hey America, Welcome to the Biden-Obama-Macron Economy! Gas Prices Skyrocket as We Fight Iran’s Nuclear Ambitions! Well, well, well—look who’s…

‘Worst of circumstances’: CNN reports Cuba’s power grid is now run by a single hamster on a wheel
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‘Worst of circumstances’: CNN reports Cuba’s power grid is now run by a single hamster on a wheel

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Oh no, not again! Cuba’s electrical grid just “mysteriously” collapsed—right after Trump cut off their oil supply. What a coincidence!…

Israel vs. Iran: The Ultimate Game of “Mine’s Bigger Than Yours” or Just a Really Confusing Soap Opera?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Israel vs. Iran: The Ultimate Game of “Mine’s Bigger Than Yours” or Just a Really Confusing Soap Opera?

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

The US and Israel Are in a Bickering Sibling War With Iran The US and Israel have been duking it…

Senate Foreign Relations Clown, Dem Sen. Chris Van Hollen, Yaps About Oil Shipping Route Drama
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senate Foreign Relations Clown, Dem Sen. Chris Van Hollen, Yaps About Oil Shipping Route Drama

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

OMG, Libs Are Freaking Out Over Trump’s Plan to Secure Oil! (Again!) Oh, good gravy, here we go again! The…

White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles Diagnosed with Early Stage Breast Cancer, Trump Reveals in Epic Announcement!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles Diagnosed with Early Stage Breast Cancer, Trump Reveals in Epic Announcement!

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Breaking News: White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles Diagnosed with Breast Cancer! Well, folks, it seems like even the…

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