Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Finally Gets Court Date After 20 Year Wait
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the mastermind…
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Ex-Marine Caught With Ammo On Trump’s Golf Course Gets Lucky Break
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in California has suspended criminal charges against a former…
Nvidia’s Record Revenue Somehow Not Enough For Investors
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Nvidia’s latest earnings report, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
American Airlines Plane Has Typical Tuesday at O’Hare
Well, folks, it looks like Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport is having a bit of a rough month. I mean, who…
Police Mistakenly Kill College Student Who Couldn’t Use GPS
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 22-year-old college student, Glenwood Pysher IV, who was killed by Pennsylvania…
ICE Agent Gets Reprieve From Prison But Not From Bureaucratic Limbo
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has declined to intervene in a politically sensitive…
Bryan Kohberger Gets Two Whole Hearings to Maybe Not Be Guilty
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bryan Kohberger, the guy who pleaded guilty to stabbing four University…
Trump Gifts Saudis Nuclear Deal With Enrichment Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has sent a nuclear cooperation agreement with Saudi…
Lindsay Clancy Trial Finally Wraps Up Testimony
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a real…
Apple Launches iPhone Under New CEO Because That’s What They Do
Well, folks, it looks like Apple is about to shake things up with their new CEO, John Ternus, who’s set…