Trump Loses Cool Over Ammo Shortage
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is reportedly not happy about the news coverage…
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Senate Republicans Suddenly Care About Something
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding GOP Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell…
New Orleans Gets 106 Million Bucks for That One Little Mishap
Folks, I’m reading this article about the Hard Rock Hotel collapse in New Orleans, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
Meta Gets Hit With Huge Bill For Messing With Kids Minds
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge has ruled that Meta, the social media…
America’s Water Supply Apparently Wide Open To Hacking
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A cyberattack on water systems in a dozen states is exposing…
Arsonist Achieves Impressive Wildfire Streak
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the wildfires in Washington state, and I just can’t believe what…
Saturday Night Fever Dream Now Worth $856 Million
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Powerball jackpot, and let me tell you, it’s a doozy.…
Mitch McConnell Finally Escapes Rehab
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s latest update, and I have to say, it’s a…
Fauci Might Actually Get in Trouble This Time Apparently
So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…
Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The FCC voted to remove the cap on TV station ownership…